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Doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning, nestle in the afternoon.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Gator tail
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Like it, harrrr 
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xkcd: Trained a Neural Net[^]
You have no idea how tempted I was to use this technique to enter this contest: Image Classification Challenge[^] ... but no, I was being good ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't do it!
Next they will ask you to categorise one million picture over the weekend... 
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NOT-CAT
NOT-CAT
NOT-CAT
CAT
NOT-CAT
NOT-CAT
CAT
NOT-CAT
NOT-CAT
B0000...
[HEAD-ASPLODE-EVENT-DETECTED]
modified 8-Jul-19 23:22pm.
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Is demanding chicken foetuses with threats of violence eggstortion?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What the shell are you talking about? Is this a cluckin' yoke of some sort?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a little ova the top don't you think?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I think that's crossing the line road
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I ask in er-nest, what kind of crack is that? Feather you like it or not, such acts will be (figuratively!) ova my dead body.
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If you plead guilty it will be over easy. But if you omelette or scramble the facts it could be a-salt and buttery.
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Ancient, human, and leathern - surprisingly. (11)
(Early today, I've got to go out later on)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well done! Quick - but I liked it! 
You are up tomorrow - themed at your discretion.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A bit early mush ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Herself is insistent, I have to go out around the normal finishing time.
Needs must, when the devil drives! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This method is for total noobs:
"Get the user to switch images": Hunting parts for Hammond’s Kadett | Top Gear[^] - in this case by using the "page down" key (works on my Portrait oriented monitor!) 
Oh dear, oh dear...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know what it is your Page Down key does, but mine is... ah, well... Page Down!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Look at the text below each picture, and then imagine what would happen if your monitor was portrait mode under the right conditions...
(I didn't get it at first...)
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I give up, way too complicated for mere mortals 
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The text below each picture is an exact copy of the text below the preceding picture, so in the right conditions pressing the page up/down buttons would only seem to change the picture, not the text.
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ts;dr
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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OH! Now I see :p
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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