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and orders 1.00000000009 root beers.
The bartender says "I will have to charge you extra for that, because it's a float."
The man responds "In that case, you might as well make it a double!"
I'll get my coat
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This is the kind of humor that absolutely makes my day!
/ravi
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There is a band called Floater who play very interesting music of a bit different style.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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In Mumbai they would have the courtesy to ask "Would you like NaN with that, Sir ?"
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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A man goes into a bar and orders a single malt Scotch whiskey, he gets 1.00000000003.
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I'm floored. 
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It would be a nice movie, if only we can get a proper cast.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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This guy really needs help![^] 
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I think I can successfully recover all files on the hardware you sent me, attached please find a pro-forma invoice ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That is my favorite all time Carnac joke.
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That sure looks like a POWERful hard drive 
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Watts the big deal here?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I'd play along and respond by saying the files are encrypted and I need the keys, but then I suspect the other guy wouldn't get it and send the case keys...
(remember those? are they still being made...?)
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I usually disguise my hard drives that way and the power supplies are make believe hard drives. Until now I always thought that nobody ever noticed that, but now I must look which hard drive is missing. Do you have a version of that image where the name and address of this thief are not blackened out?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, it is semi-solid and spins. You gotta give him credit for that much.
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Well, they tried. 
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When women reach a certain age they start collecting cats – this is called the many paws.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where is the tipper truck full of cat litter?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Some assembly required!
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Bloody IKEA!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was sent this today, but it's relevant to this discussion, but not "general lounge fodder": How to make a substitute cat[^] 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah that's pretty much most cats, except what you feed them you sometimes find in a gelatinous form somewhere in the main traffic pattern.
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