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...because you can never have too much schadenfreude in your life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo
My, so far foolproof, defense against this sort of scum has been to specify as a dropoff location a grimy battered rubbermade box of the sort that gets used to store potting soil, gardening tools, and etc.
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Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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saddest part is many of the victims thieves feel they've been hard done by.
(and sure as sh*t if this happens too much highly likely the PC idiots will make it illegal.)
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lopati: roaming wrote: highly likely the PC idiots will make it illegal
Yes, they'd probably call it "entrapment" or some such nonsense.
Personally, I believe that anyone who commits (a) trespass with intent to commit a crime, and (b) petty (or grand) theft deserves anything that they get, up to and including a couple of canisters of buckshot.
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As long as the cops don't do it, not entrapment.
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I just watched it before coming into work and towards the end some of the guys laugh after the fart spray goes off.
One thing that occurred to me was that it all depends on the package being opened the right way up otherwise the glitter will fall out of it.
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OK, so it's not perfect. However, the designers deserve a  for fighting back against such scum.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: One thing that occurred to me was that it all depends on the package being opened the right way up otherwise the glitter will fall out of it.
I think the shape, size, and the slide-off cover discourage opening it any other way -- the top is too wide to grab with one hand.
Mind, I was thinking myself that if it were just tossed into a car, and bounced about on its side while being driven, it would lose a bit of glitter.
I guess "over-engineering" included a rubber seal in the box cover (a tearaway polythene seal would be too likely to "misfire").
I still think he should have plastered the box with official warning and "Danger Will Robinson!" signs, then filled it with caustic soda.
Giving a bit of a scare to people who do such damage to society can't be a bad thing.
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Good point about the slide-off cover - that probably ensures that in most cases the box is opened with the glitter facing up.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
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The glitter and stench are the delivered scare. Throwing a caustic agent in the scum's face would elevate it from expert level trolling to assault.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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People who steal from other people's homes cause untold misery. You see all those stories of how people don't feel safe in their own homes? They all have one and the same cause.
While I would never seriously consider doing these scum serious physical harm, because they don't actually physically harm anyone, it's still a pleasing thing to think about.
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The real problem is that the various delivery services just leave the package on the porch, even when they are sent "signature required". They used to leave a note saying they had attempted delivery of a package, and take the package back, not leave it.
I have all of mine delivered to my place of work. (BTW they never leave packages at commercial locations, like they do at residences. What's up with that?) 
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IIRC both Fedex and UPS's we didn't deliver because you weren't here to sign slips have a Deliver Without Signing by Default in the future checkbox. This gets more special in that shippers can apparently say "no I really mean it about the signature" and leave me with 1 or 2 notices/year anyway; some but not all of which I can opt out on an individual basis by signing the note and others that require in person delivery anyway.
For USPS you can do the same but it was a bit more convoluted in that it was a separate form (paper? web?) not a checkbox on the delivery failure notice. I only setup the USPS thing a few months ago after discovering it existed over an international-mail-with-tracking package; so i'm not sure if they've got a multi-tiered optout garbage fire or not.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If you say "space ghettos" in an American accent, it actually sounds like you're saying "spice girls" in a scottish accent.got a feeling this only works if you're English but ....
I haven't been able to stop doing this all day. I'd be interested to know if Americans just say it normally sounds the same.
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So this confirms that space ghettos are a bad thing.
Anything that sounds like the spice girls is a bad thing.
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I am fairly certain that this is all relative to where you are listening to a spice girl at. I am sure certain locations sound just fine - know what I mean? nudge, nudge, say no more.
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You should just stop right there - thank you very much!
(Getting that out of your head is left as an exercise for the reader!)
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Ooohhh, that's Scary!  or maybe Sporty!
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I'm looking on craigslist for a pet rabbit for my daughter. I emailed one listing and they responded that there is a rehoming fee. Why bother calling it a rehoming fee? Why not just say you are selling your pet? Does the word "rehoming" make the pet owner feel better about themselves?
Seems silly to me.
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Pay the money to the rabbit, after all, it is the rabbit that is moving, not the owner 
Seriously; I'd recommend getting a cat - rabbits can bite hard, and they're not always friendly and cuddly. If she still wants a rabbit, go for a Flemish giant rabbit, as they are relatively relaxed.
Ditch craigslist and look for a farmer; you'll have a decent and cheap rabbit this christmas. Do inform the farmer you need it alive, not marinated 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: would be a great gift
So, I googled rabbit farmers again at your suggestion and found a rescue place. On their site they explain that a rabbit is NOT a simple pet to take care of. Not that they are complicated but they need attention and cleaning every day. I think a guinea pig might be better.
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Um. They don't last long (4 to 6 years), and they're pretty boring most of the time - still a big commitment though. Better than Gerbils but not a lot.
A cat is a lot more independant and live a whole lot longer.
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OriginalGriff wrote: live a whole lot longer.
A good reason NOT to get one. 
Plus cats smell bad. And I know, most cat owners don't think they smell but I can tell instantly the moment I walk in to a cat owner's home. It smells bad. I'm not sure why cat owners can't smell it.
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