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...for my garage sale next spring! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was going to say that just going to the sports store should be adequate exercise for the day. 
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Slacker007 wrote: I was going to say that just going to the sports store should be adequate exercise for the day
I thumb through the ads that come in the mail. It's exhausting so I think it counts as my exercise. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Careful! You may end up suffering from "Ad Thumb".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: "Ad Thumb"
Is that when your thumb turns black from all the low-quality ink used in the ads? Or is it more pernicious than that?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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 Exactly.
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I just sue them for false advertisement. Bought a stair climber, threw it in the basement, thing never once climbed the stairs back up, and I'm not about to haul it back up. I've seen more ambition from a slinky on stairs than that thing.
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I feel to often that subtlety in comments is so widely missed that I think I should have wrapped my comments in <sarcasm> tags but always forget.
Anyone seen such a tag used much or other tags on forums?
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Just do this:
The following line is a joke:
I am never sarcastic.
The previous line was a joke.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going.
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megaadam wrote: The following line is a joke:
I am never sarcastic.
<idiot>
I dont get it
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I prefer:
The following line is true
The preceding line is false
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or more simply:
This statement is false.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh, suuuure, that sounds soooooo useful....
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It isn't really important...
we will ignore you anyways   
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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... please, where do I change my signature? I can change it below, but how do I make the change permanent?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Just switch hands.
Or go to your settings page and use the "Forums Q&A" tab.
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I can switch hands twice. If you turn the other cheek twice. 
[EDIT:] Ah OK thanks. I do this once every three years. It is painful every time.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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OK thanks. I do this once every three years. It is painful every time.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going.
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How about adding something like this to your signature:
"Change this signature in the Forums and QA tab of your settings page."
Then you will know in three years.
SCNR
Change this signature in the Forums and QA tab of your settings page.
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The closing " misses in the sig.
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Not any more. But it reminds me of the sig I had ages ago:
"Life is too shor
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going."
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I have a flat tire, I should have brought Asparagus!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Can't you fix it with some glutamine?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I carrot argue about that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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