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That will teach her!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Mine and I had our 26th yesterday.
She cooked dinner then went to an orchestra rehearsal.
I forgot she was out and locked her out after I took out the trash.
Congrats on 26 years. Serves her right, she should have taken you out to the pub, not go watching violins and stuff.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: go watching violins
Playing cello.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Playing cello.
That's just a big violin played upside down.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Congrats on the 27...anniversary not the shooting!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mike Hankey wrote: Congrats on the 27...anniversary not the shooting!
Thanks. It was funny seeing the place lit up like a Christmas Treet at about 23:30 that night. The chauffeured car took the back way after the reception and we had no idea anything had gone on let alone a shooting.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We have our 22nd in a couple of weeks. We stopped doing anything other than cards many years ago and I even forget to do that sometimes. That gets painful, BTW, so I wouldn't recommend it.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Yes, easiest way to remember your anniversary is to forget it one year.
57 and counting.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Coffee, meet screen...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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theoldfool wrote: 57 and counting.
Well done. I'd be 79 to get there and the old genetics ain't on my side. Now if I was a foot shorter and female no problem, Grandmother was a few days short of 92 and my Nan is 92 and still living at home by herself. Granfather 66, Pop 54 and Father 57, I'm going to beat them all cause I'm a competitive old lady parts but don't reckon 80 odd is a chance.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Not to worry. "Only the good die young"
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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theoldfool wrote: "Only the good die young"
In that case, I'm going to live forever.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I forgot mine once too. Noticed that it was the day after and said "Happy Anniversary" to my wife. She said "Oh is it our anniversary?"
Dodged that bullet!
Coming up on 28 years in a few weeks - 6 of the happiest years of her life!
(Hmmm - tried to 'Quote Selected Text' and it want to take me away from this page... Anybody else?)
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DRHuff wrote: (Hmmm - tried to 'Quote Selected Text' and it want to take me away from this page... Anybody else?)
Nope. On a tablet or phone? That's the only time things seem to go weird for me.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: That's the only time things seem to go weird for me.
And it is now working for me. In both explorer and chrome.
Apparently commenting on it has made it go away...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: We have our 22nd in a couple of weeks. We stopped doing anything other than cards many years ago and I even forget to do that sometimes. That gets painful, BTW, so I wouldn't recommend it.
Congrats on 22 years. I can't forget dates and stuff, ever since I was a kid things like that just stick, old ladies hated that I'd remember their birthday and also how old they were.
24 years since I got engaged next Friday and 30 years since we started going out on 21st October.
The Missus is the one to forget stuff so I'm all clear on that one. I hate cards, the Missus wants to keep all of them from everyone. I spent time throwing them away when she ain't watching. Plus I want the money for the card and wrapping paper put into the present. My Mum's side of the family used to do that and wrap the presents in newspaper and write on it with a texta who it was for and who it was from.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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33rd Tomorrow.
I think I'll keep her.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I always tell mine that is she is my last and favorite wife!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I always tell mine that is she is my last and favorite wife!
I tell mine I have her cause nobody else would have her. I'm romantic like that all the time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Kevin Marois wrote: 33rd Tomorrow.
So you mean the same day. Remember we're from the future here in Oz.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: A few hours short of 27 years ago Wade Frankum wandered through Strathfield Plaza and shot up a bunch of people with an AK-47. A few hours less than 27 years ago I got married and still going. That sounds familiar. The wife and I got married December 6, 1980. Less than 48 hours later, John Lennon was shot and killed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: The wife and I got married December 6, 1980.
Faarrrkkkk you're old, about 11 days after you got married I finished 6th class.
Gary Wheeler wrote: Less than 48 hours later, John Lennon was shot and killed.
That prick should have been put in the perpetual arse raping cell. So many other talentless nobody musicians could have been lined up but he had to get Lennon.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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congrats.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Congrats!
This coming December will be 33 years for the wife and I.
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