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Is pulling a sickie a perk of working in a hospital?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm growing inpatient with the wards you've been posting. Thus, I reply, intern, with ill-conceived puns.
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Are you trying to in-flu-ence us?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This must be tumour in a new vein. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Griff does nothing in vein!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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what are you bleeding on about?
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What! Aren't my puns cutting edge?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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True. He's pun drunk.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Now that's a germ of an idea.
/ravi
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Quote: unfortunately the driver is providing a server. I will code a server and client using socket. server will be an industrial computer if my client is a client. I will control the panties through this computer.
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Um ... I'm kinda reluctant to ask just what you are reading, but ... enquiring minds want to know ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Richard MacCutchan did not write: server will be an industrial computer if my client is a client
Unclear specifications. What will be the server if the client turns out not to be a client?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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might turn out to be a waitress, if the client is not a client but a customer?
Perhaps?
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Well, if the client is a client, but the server is a masseuse, that might rub some the wrong way.
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Carnival people have their own language could it be that sex robot designers do too?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Spell checkers really need to be sensitive to context. 
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No. This way they spare us a lot of grief because otherwise some 'SmartBosses' (AI everywhere!) would pester us with that at the strangest places.
In an online game they automatically parsed all user messages for insults and banned the sender of any message where they found anything. Not only did they not care that some 'insults' may just be vbanter among friends, they also forgot that some things depend on the context or mean something entirely different.
Someone replied with 'Ich setze meine Flotte in Marsch' (= I will set my fleet in march) and was banned because the message contained 'Arsch', which would be a not so fancy way to name the rear part of someone's anatomy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Yeah, when I lived in Ontario, Canada, it was in Middlesex county... good luck getting to the county website from work. It was, of course, blocked because of the embedded work.
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Nah, they can't all be so stupid. 
This is clearly discrimination, as the 'sex' suffix actually should be 'sax' and goes back to the Saxons in England.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Doesn't every release take a little piece of you?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Millions of little pieces?
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There's a popular saying in the USMC, I'm sure it didn't originate there but it's fitting;
Quote: We Have Done So Much with So Little for So Long, that Now We Can Do Anything with Nothing
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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In the Navy, we used the complete saying:
We the unwilling
Lead by the unknowing
Have done so much
With so little
For so long
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Yeah I believe you're right that was it.
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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