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Saved as I'll ever be. And you?
By the way, if it the end of anything it's the end of the church age not the world.
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AfterELE[^] shows a bunch of different ways we can go but doesn't mention anything about the bible. Or Lord of the Rings. Or Peter Pan or any other fictional works. Sheer, unadulterated nonsense promulgated by people with 3 brain cells or less who are insane enough to believe in gods and fairies and astrology. Probably.
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I wonder if they have started to draw up their list of excuses why nothing happened, with the obligatory, Oops I miscalculated, its now going to this other random date in the future...
Oh god, Look up there...
It's the planet X,
No, Its a alien spaceship
No its a plane.
Oh sh*t, it was just a sparrow.
Never mine, as you were....
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I think is totally right. I think somewhere in the universe a planetoid is gonna get pulverised to smithereens by an astronomic collision! Maybe only 2 billion light year away we might not even ever see it, imagine that!
Such power of prediction!
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So I won't have to deliver the project due next week?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Add it to your scrum board as a potential blocker
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I don't believe it, but I keep hoping 
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I get married the day after, so in a sense for me it's true*
*Not really. After 11 years I can very positively assert I'm more than happy.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, if a brown dwarf was just 5 days away from earth and was on its way to a collision, I am certain that we'd see something in the sky never seen before. After all, a brown dwarf is even bigger than Jupiter.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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GKP1992 wrote: a brown dwarf is even bigger than Jupiter.
Hey - quit it with the racial stereotyping! My beige "space probe" is not inconsequential in magnitude!
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This guy probably made a fortune from his previous end-of-the-world predictions and will make even more money from this one and the next one and the one after that.
Meanwhile, we - a bunch of software developers - are calling him a pillock.
Just putting that out there.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Meanwhile, we - a bunch of software developers - are calling him a pillock.
We all need something to get away from daily work problems  .
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Indeed, and a nice, easy, lucrative and almost entirely work-free gig in numerology and/or God-bothering could be the ideal solution!
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98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: 98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
This scheme was made on the spot I presume.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Absolutely. The best ones always are.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Depends much upon what one believes is "The Bible".
Since my version-of-choice doesn't include his 'body of proof' then I've nothing to worry about. The rest of you: : duck and cover!*
* the above contains 33 words - which more or less make me the New Messiah to some.
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Maybe North Korea is about to launch it's nukes and start the nuclear apocalypse
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I'll just restore from backup afterwards. No worries! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Oh! oh! oh! can I go first?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You will have to wait in line, like everybody else. AND: I saw it first! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I just heard that Jonathon Frakes revealed that at least one of the new Discovery episodes will deal with the Mirror Universe (of bearded Spock fame). Considering the fact that this Mirror Universe concerns a darker, more brutal Federation (The Empire), how will anyone tell the difference between that and the darker version of Star Trek the new series is supposed to be? 
In addition, I saw the first episode of The Orville the other day and I (and everyone I have spoken to so far - without fail) think it is brilliant and how Start Trek should have been!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 17-Sep-17 14:58pm.
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I thought The Orville was derivative and ridiculously contrived. The robot on the bridge even sounded too much like Data.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I agree. It was attempting to be too funny and failed. Besides, the female commander needs to go back to Agents of Shield.
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