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Do novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Doh! That's awful - you don't have a leg to stand on and should stop parroting from other sources. Time to be jolly, Roger.
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It is due to strong winds at sea (or too much Pascal?) that makes the rope scale wave.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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You mean, like reckless gamblers do not hit the high ace?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Today's pun really fell flat.
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I thought it is really sharp!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Avast number of replies came to mind - note, however, that after a stern warning I'll just bow out.
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The pirates of Penzance can sing quite well.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They can still sing like Joakim Broden. That man sings like he's in Hell and trying to buy your soul.
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The tenor of these puns make you out to be a real basstard.
Alto, I might consider a soprano to your ego if you'd baritone it down a little.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Arrr! ye should be tossed off a clef fer that one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll get my staff on it.
/ravi
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Delegating responsibility is a key to success.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, that's in tune with my philosophy.
/ravi
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I'll make a note of that in hopes that I might measure up some day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure you'll beat me to it!
/ravi
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Nah, the only place I'll beat you to is the bar.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll have to stay a half-step ahead.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When my wife and I got married, she had a dog named Treble. When she got him his name was Trouble, but she thought the karma in that wasn't very good, so she changed it to Treble.
It didn't work. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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And cannot drink rum either, because they are no-vice.
I'll get my coat.
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INCREDIBLE!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I think I just found my newest desktop backgroung.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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