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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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Professor Proton strikes again. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Woo hoo! I assumed I was the blue, anthropomorphized elementary particle with an Italian accent, a mustache, and gondolier costume under a lab coat! 
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I'm not the director and I do not distribute the rolls[^] (pun intended). So stay off my couch!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's all relative
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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but it was all warped, isn't that like cheating?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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A work of such gravity doesn't make light reading.
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If Einstein had a favorite cousin, would he consider it special relativity?
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Nature and Nature'so works lay hid in night
God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light.
The Devil, howling "Ho! Let Einstein be!"
Restored the status quo.
-- Unknown
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Space isn't just warped. It's actually totally bent.
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So James Bond is dead... 
I know everybody likes discussing who the better Bond was, and people have even starting to include George Lazenby after so many years (although I don't understand why). I'm not saying Sir Roger was the best, but I always liked his movies. My favourite Bond movie of all is actually "The Spy Who Loved Me"...
AND he had the good sense to marry a Dane!
RIP Bond
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 23-May-17 9:46am.
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) Mr. Moore
1) Sean Connery
2) Roger Moore / Daniel Craig
3) All the others... (including Lazenby)
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There were rumors last year that they are considering a female Bond for a future movie. 
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Would it make a Blond movie or a Bondage movie?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Licenced to thrill?
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There would be a lot of gag(s).
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Most of them off the cuffs.
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Sadly i'm tied up in other stuff so i can't make a joke here...
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You're not usually so restrained.
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For sure there would be a lot of blows exchanged.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Might be interesting...
Possible actresses:
CZJ
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightley
Emilia Clarke
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Looks like you carefully picked actresses who have gone nude or topless in the past. 
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The thought never crossed my mind... 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Nish Nishant wrote: they are considering a female Bond for a future movie
Let me be the first serious posting: Linda Hunt.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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