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My girlfriend opposes garbage collection. How can I enforce it?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 28-Apr-17 5:58am.
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Rent a storage unit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just agree, and take it out for her. It'll save a lot of pain later, when you lose the argument. 
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if !GF.Collect()
then
me.DoDecorating.Likelihood = Likelihood.WhenHellFreezesOver
endif
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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You have to stop managing your language and tell her that if she wants new stuff, she has to free up some space first, otherwise you might have to dispose of her!
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Get one from Java, you know, one of those cheap Indonesian girlfriends?
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After all, Java DOES automatic garbage collection!
modified 28-Apr-17 10:28am.
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just tell her you're hiding porn, she will help
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Great idea. Obfuscation rules!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Demote her into Generation 0.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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you can't delegate that?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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when she tells you to take out the garbage - look here up and down and say "I've taken out worse".
Then run...
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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megaadam wrote: How can I enforce it?
Her opposition?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Re-cycle ... Her.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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I&%^@#&)*$(!$*^!(&)!(*$)_!*!!!
That is all I have to say on the matter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That does not adhere to our password rules. Please try again.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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You left out "squirrel noises".
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They were required in March, but the rules have changed.
May should be interesting: Interpretive Dance is making a comeback!
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Expirate, slowly, relax. 
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CPallini wrote: Expirate
You mean he stopped downloading movies when they changed his password?
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I always use strong passwords. Long, sophisticated, random strings generated by Keepass. But there are a few sites that refuse them with ridiculous warnings like "you can only have one "&" in a password, and you must have 3 different numbers...
My rule is that if a site rejects my strong password 3 times, I close my account and take my business elsewhere. I don't play games with idiots.
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I agree - I use GUIDs, and don't really have a problem.
What drive me round the twist is when they don't use the same code for validating passwords on signup and login. I'm met a couple of sites where a GUID is acceptable for signup, but too long for login, or where a password that worked is no longer acceptable for login because it's too short (not one of mine, an old lady's broadband connection password was the name of her first cat, and five letters wasn't enough for later systems.) 
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Been there.
Done that.
Probably will again, too.
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