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So I Googled "How to get away with murder".
It said:
Step 1. Don't Google how to get away with murder.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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True, everyone knows that in order to get with murder all you have to do is to re-watch every episode of CSI, CSI-NY, CSI-Miami, and NCIS to learn everything you need to out-smart the detectives.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Sage advice, Basil.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And again I must remind someone to be stealthier.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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For me it said "Ongeveer 9.660.000 resultaten (0,53 seconden)" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's more than half the population of NL.
The news around the Christmas holidays should be interesting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Legal in the Netherlands? Or is that the EU privacy laws in full effect.
Sin tack ear lol
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No, just simply the name of some foreign TV-show 
It is a search-engine and would simply list the results of the query, not answer it. Getting away with murder is also already an answered question; simply go into politics.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I worked with one of the Dutch CSI bigwigs, who had to go to the UK and present a new set of standards for shoeprint examination.
One of the cases we ran through (which had been solved by counting micro-cracks in the soles of culprit's size nines) was a German guy who brought his wife to the Netherlands with the express purpose of murdering her and burying her in the woods, then telling everyone back home that she had run away with a Dutch guy she had been chatting with on-line (the chatting bit was true).
For this heinous, brutal, premeditated murder, he got two years, and the CSI guy classed that as a good result -- so yes, it is pretty much legal, here*.
Try stealing EUR 50 from a bank or insurance company, though...
* So don't p1ss me off then accept an invitation to dinner.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You're on some list now...
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Probably more than one - otherwise, I've been doing it wrong.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Once I might've suggested using a torbrowswer, but since pretty much every cop show brings up the dark-web in about every third episode it's lost some of it's charm.
(And despite it's anonymity they still manage to trace the bad guys right to their location [which for some weird reason is almost always waterfront warehouse].)
Suggestion 1: avoid waterfront warehouses - cops will always go there to look for you (and inland is cheaper anyway).
Sin tack ear lol
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But you need to be near the water so that you can escape in your speedy product placement, I mean get-away boat.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Hi All,
At my parents building things, fixing things etc. I know I am not really a skilled trades man, or term served apprentice more enthusiastic amature. I have not really got a full tools set more I tend to buy the cheap pound shop version (Harbour Freight for those over the pond!) of a tool for a purpose typically if its any use it gets replaced with a better version when finaces allow. Does the hive mind have any opinon on this method of tool set acquisition, I am pretty much the same with PC's does it run X will it run Y, not cutting edge does the job, gets replaced when it breaks or wont do the job.
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: Does the hive mind have any opinon on this method of tool set acquisition, I am pretty much the same with PC's does it run X will it run Y, not cutting edge does the job, gets replaced when it breaks or wont do the job.
Sneak onto a construction site at night and take a good look what you can find there. The selection may be not very good, but the price is unbeatable.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True, but I don't know about you...I would have trouble storing a Bulldozer or Low Loader.... 
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I would suggest a stealthier[^] course of action anyway.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Right! Let's avoid being conspicuous.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Trades people don't usually leave tools on job site and if they do and you get caught...think tar and feathers.
I know you're kidding... 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: you get caught...think tar and feathers.
And in Texas that would only be the overture.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: And in Texas that would only be the overture.
Shot, stabbed, drawn and quartered, staked down in an ant bed then hung!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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The next morning they would find you drifting face down in the Rio Grande. The Mexicans would hope for your remains to wash up on the Texas side, and vice versa.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I never had tool problems... My father is magician when it comes to fixing things around home... We always had decent tools in perfect conditions and since I married he checks out every 2-3 months what I need and buys the tool...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Assuming such exists where you are, try pawn shops.
From what I've heard here, you can get used merchandise relatively inexpensively, including tools.
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I have in the past looked at getting a masonry drill from a pawn/loan/cash-convertor style place pick it up released a cober plate to look inside (to appear to know what I was doing!) release about 3 pounds of dust a broken bits. Put the drill back on its shelf and left...
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