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Is urine the opposite of "you're out"?
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Urology is definitely different than myology!
Marc
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Just so long as you don't "shake it all about". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I bet they'd know that in Europe.
Jeremy Falcon
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Similar to pecan...pecant
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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When you came up with this one, was it a UREA! moment?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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All New Product!
Freeze-Dried Urea - teaspoon in the toilet, stir, and flush!
Couldn't be any easier!
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Or just add dehydrated water for that "telephone box" sensation!
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It's a dialectic: if you get pissed on then you get pissed-off.
Don't cross the streams!
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Only if Europian. It'll all come out at the end.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So I plan a business trip in the US, and I will be taking measurement devices and other such equipment in my suitcase. I suppose there exist special procedures where everything has to be declared and authorized - I expect 10,000 forms to be filled out and signed by the POTUS and FLOTUS in person.
Any idea where I can find information about that ? Google did not help.
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American Embassy.
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My first guess would be DHS, but I would check with the airline you're planning to use, and they can probably point you in the right direction.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Rage wrote: I expect 10,000 forms to be filled out and signed by the POTUS and FLOTUS in person.
If you are leaving after inauguration, you may need it signed by POTUS and IFHOTUS.
Anyone care to guess at what the "I" stands for? 
Marc
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Trump's middle initial?
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You could send the equipment ahead through Fedex.
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Don't forget to get your equipment documented by your home country before you leave. Otherwise, you may find that you have to pay duty for importing said equipment when you return. Probably your travel agent can help you with that, or at least tell you where to get said documents.
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What he said. You need a carnet.
http://www.uscib.org/what-is-a-carnet-ud-1843/
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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A previous Boss of mine was coming back from a trip to see a customer of ours, had a set of batteries with him in a separate case all the data sheets for them, a letter from the customer saying they were for test only. Had to ship by sea! FLOTUS (?)
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First Lady of the United States
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Shipping batteries by air is a general no-no: they tend to contain hazardous materials.
Lithium batteries cannot be shipped by passenger plane - they must bear a "Cargo Aircraft Only" label and adhere to fairly strict packaging rules.
Lead/acid are even worse!
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What about laptop.cell phone batteries?
But I was going to add: even if normal batteries best to pull them out and have ready for inspection, all batteries show up on the x-ray as questionable, and particularly for the larger ones they will often want to sight them as real batteries.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: What about laptop.cell phone batteries?
If it's a Samsung, then expect to be treated as a terrorist! 
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