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A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..."
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster... faster... BUMPBUMPBUMP.
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything... all he can find is a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...
Suddenly... the coffin stops.
I'll get my coat...
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I am gravely concerned for your mental health....
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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This would make a great skit...but I don't know if it would work visually.
Hey, YouTube - make this happen.
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Must be Halloween? 
Nice one!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Me and Bob[^] went out with a chainsaw today and did a little trail maintenance. He's a real trooper!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Good mascot and a good place to let Bob fly -- up on the helmet there.
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raddevus wrote: a good place to let Bob fly
You just reminded me of something. I know the perfect place where to pin Bob and let him fly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You've got quite some awesome pics there.
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Thanks it's one of the things I really enjoy doing. Now if I could just make some money at it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Didn't know ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) was the outdoorsy type.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Better yet - had no idea was a lumberjack (and he's okay)
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< Monty Pythons Mode >
He Works All Day,
He cuts down tree's,
And on Wednesday He Goes Shopping and has buttered scones for tea,
He's a lumberjack, He's Okay,
< /Monty Python >
sorry 
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Don't be sorry. You know I started it.
And I'll never apologize for quoting Monty Python.
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Sculptures that show their true form when spun - YouTube[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you look at my post below, I'm cleaning something that is made to spin rapidly. If you take a video of it with jst the right image frequency, you can make it look as if the rotor is not moving.
This video makes use of the same effects, only that the rotating objects were designed to produce them. In my flying videos I tend to avoid them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Look here what a camera can make out of a rotating propeller: The mystery of propeller photography - YouTube[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Awesome
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I get dizzy watching that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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+ for such a visual delight.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Today we had good weather with blue sky, no wind, but also quite cool with a temperature around 7 deg. C. Great conditions to fly with the T-Rex and practice the loops, maybe for one of the last times this year.
To my surprise, there still were many insects around and the rotor blades were sprinkled with blood afterards. Those insects must have been little vampires that pestered the cows, but so many of them at this time of the year? Should they not have died when temperatures drop below zero at night?
The cows on the pasture were not the usual bunch. Instead, there was a small herd of half-grown cows which came to look when I placed that delicious looking thing on the road. They were shocked when it suddently started to make noises and then flew away. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Meh. It was low 20's and we went to the beach. 
veni bibi saltavi
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There must be some real northmen among my ancestors. I don't freeze that easily and anybody can swim in a nice warm bathtub.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Do they think it will have any ill effect on the Saviors, or is it just a way to "spit on their food"?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Because they had run out of AT-AT's?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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