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Surprised they didn't try to cover it up. 
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"the responding officers reportedly left the scene before Turner returned to her car."
'Cause, y'know, they wouldn't want to do anything like prevent the car or its contents being stolen, because of the broken window, would they? You'd have to be pretty stupid to expect that kind of behaviour from cops.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow. Now try to be a good Samaritan and do the same, as a civilian...and then walk away as the cops did...
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What fantastic role-models... 
Sounds like time to start breaking criminals out of the back of police cruisers. It could be hot in there, and they're handcuffed, and the doors don't open from the inside... Same level of thought as these officers applied, right? That means it's okay?
Does lend support for paying police better wages though. Maybe that would attract some actually intelligent people to the profession... 
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Yes, but the wig might have been flattened by the heat!
Seriously, we find a number of dead babies each year in AZ, because of distracted parents walking away from a child in the back seat. It happens a lot, and I'm sure that, in most cases, there is no malice intended - just plain, stupid inattention. We should offer voluntary vasectomies as an alternative to incarceration for such men. I happen to think that a wig in the car would be clearly different from a suffering baby, but since I've never seen either in my lifetime, I'm not qualified to judge. I'm just glad that the wig is alright...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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looking at awww[^] (sfw), dogs are not that far behind.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Look what I found in a box: First print, 1980[^] 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It could have been alive while the box was closed, but you had to open it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Usually it's not pleasant to open a box you had stowed away and then to discover that something in it has become ... undead.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: something in it has become ... undead.
Now we have a zombie-cat in this thread. Neither alive nor dead 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Schroedinger's Zombie...
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Speaking of which, this is the latest really cute cat video I've seen:
Cat Tries To Save His Human From DROWNING IN THE BATHTUB!! (CUTEST KITTY EVER) - YouTube[^]
Call it my small contribution to the internet to share it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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a good one ...
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These vapid puns really leave me steamed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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At least it's condensed into a short post.
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Surprised it was even discovered, I thought it was just vapourware.....
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One of those gags where you think: "Why the Hell did no-one think of it before?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was all in dew time. Don't rain on his parade.
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Did you just return http status code 418?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I haven't got the foggiest what you're talking about!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you bought a fast yacht, should you call it Usain Boat?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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