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Would Samuel Clemens eating on a railroad be a Chew-Chew Twain?
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Hmm... You may have gone off the rails with that one. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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When I saw yer were talking about Clemens, I expected a refined, clever jibe, but it was a tad Pudd'nhead.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cannibalism in the Cars?[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes, as would Elmer Fudd.
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Elmer hunts wabbit; he never gets to actually eat any. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That is twue.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think you missed the mark with this one. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I Sawyer what you did there.
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Quite an intriguing question to think about!
Regards,
Palash
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That's "Clever Spam OTD" I mean, just read it, you'd believe it is from the real Post Office - totally illiterate.
From: POST OFFICE <.865WWW.@diary.ocn.ne.jp>
To: <nagy vilmos>
Subject: YOU HAVE PARCEL TO BE MAIL BY POST OFFICE
Attention Dear,
How are you today? this is to bring to your notice about your package, and the content of the parcel is $2,5Million ( ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). This is your contract/inheritance fund from the federal Republic of Benin and we were instructed to ship it to your as soon as we hear from you with your full delivery information.
Here is the information required for you to receive your package.
1. Your Full Name ========
2. Your Direct Cell No ========
3. Your Postal address ========
4. Your City ========
5. Your ID ========
In service with Post Office
Tel: +229 686 253 88
Email: poffice40@gmail.com
Email: mark.ben@benin.postoffice
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh wow! That's a beauty!
I love the way they couldn't even get something slightly more Post Officey than "poffice40" on Gmail.
From now on, every email that I write shall begin with "Attention Dear".
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I think Post Officey domain names are in short supply and very likely quite expensive.
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I always knew the Post Office was opening all my mail! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: $2,5Million ( ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS).
I guess you get to choose.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, no. The '(' is an operator that costs 1m ...
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SWMBO got one of these the other day, and she is expecting a parcel (there was no mention of funds just that she needed to contact them to get the parcel redelivered).
She was all hot and bothered to get down to the PO to collect her parcel so I asked a couple of questions:
How does the PO know your email address?
When you mouse over the link why does the domain end in .ru?
And that is how the fight started...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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ok !!change and to adapt the c# for the client = server this reality
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Member 12769586 wrote: this reality
Sorry we can only do this for alternate realities.
modified 10-Oct-16 8:42am.
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NotPolitcallyCorrect wrote: for alternate realities.
If there are other realities, then this IS an alternate reality. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If there are an infinite number of alternative realities, is there one where alternative realities don't exist?
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thinking about it, there should be more than one where alternative realities don't exist
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Don't you guys know that we live in a simulation? There are not multiple realities, just a lot of backups.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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There are several multiple realities, in VMs within VMs on the simulator. VMs all the damned way down.
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