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...that Nicolas Cage and Tom Cruise were in a band together.[^]
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From a pharmacy company offering discount prices of prescription drugs. So I asked for 1,000,000 milligram Viagra tablets along with some appropriate reading material for added stimulation. The guy connected me with his supervisor who was perplexed to say the least. I ask him if they also sold those real-life sex dolls in lots of 12 because with 1 million milligrams of Viagra coursing through my vein, I was probably gonna use up most of them in one glorious 36 hour sex fest.
He put me on hold so he could get his supervisor, but by then I was spent, and bored, so I hung up.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You, my friend, need a hobby.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My hobby is messing with telemarketers - especially the outsourced ones. My goal is to keep them on the phone as long as possible. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That is a public service.
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That is his hobby! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, that's what he lacks - hobbies. Collecting model cars, collecting guns/ammo, custom building his car's body, and now smooth talking with telemarketers. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: by then I was spent
Looks like you need more Viagra than that then.
This space for rent
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As the LD50 for viagra is about 5,000 mg/kg, it would likely be a very short (and not very sweet) time.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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1.000.000 mg = 1000 g = 1 kg. I would pay something for a video of him sucessfully swallowing a 1kg pill without crumbling it into more managable chunks first.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
That's Texas for you; even the tall tales are taller than elsewhere.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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He'll just squeeze the pill until it's really really small, then swallow it quickly before it re-expands...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Let's not overdo[^] it, else it will not expand ever again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"...before it re-expands".
That is not how Viagra works, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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JSOP: I can't swallow that!
Prof. Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Is that even legal? To sell prescription drugs directly to people without a doctor's prescription?
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I don't care if it's legal or not. As the call recipient, it provides me an opportunity to push someone's buttons (and the outsourced telemarketers are the most fun to f*ck with because they "no unduhtan velly eeengleeesh goo'd").
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah I don't think they understood you, because if they had, they'd have hung up - they seem to have thought it was a genuine order, which is why they kept escalating it up one level at a time
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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
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Do black olives matter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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