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You mix up two letters, and your whole post is urined! 
I'll get my coat...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK - so you hate spelling errors. Would you mind an awful lot telling us words do you like to spell? Or at least, words you don't mind spelling.
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Johnny J. wrote: I'll get my coat...
I urined on it.
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Hey, what's up with the "3" it comes and goes like the mailman to your house when you're away at work? 
Can't keep track of all your accounts? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah my phone is still logged in to the Pompey I hardly use the phone for here.
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Sips off!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Seriously, would that be a spoonerism or an anagram? Or, is it some other kind of thing?
Does it have a name?
Edit
Oh, I just thought of the word. I think maybe....malapropism.
Good stuff. You made me thing today.
modified 22-Sep-16 10:26am.
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Hang in there for a second while I fill out my card[^] for you...
Seriously, I REALLY NEED to get me some of those! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I remember when someone was learning C# syntax and they kept typing pubic ...
Makes me wonder why their finger-memory was keyed on the phrase. 
Marc
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Lately, even though I must've typed it a million times before, I find myself typing "Microsot".
We all know what "micro" means, and it turns out a "sot" is "a habitual drunkard".
The universe must be trying to tell me something...
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I work in the print industry, so I type the word "print" in my code frequently.
Well, after I correct it, that is. It almost always comes up "pint" the first time through for some odd reason? ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Marc Clifton wrote: I remember when someone was learning C# syntax and they kept typing pubic ...
Makes me wonder why their finger-memory was keyed on the phrase.
I'd also not want to use their keyboard.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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What I hate is when your text message is messed up and you send a text totally different from what you intended, and then have to explain that you really did not mean to say that. Then there are the cases you try to send a message with a word not in the dictionary, or what is considered a dirty word and it does not want to allow you to send it.
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Dua Lipa - Be The One[^]
After two weeks of vacation there's finally a new SOTW! (I know you guys are eagerly waiting for it every week) 
This week it's a hit song I heard on the radio while on vacation.
It's been on repeat ever since I got back
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Sander Rossel wrote: Be The One[^]
To which I reply with: I am the one[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I am not going near that earworm! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, they are also great...
modified 23-Sep-16 4:45am.
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or the classic I'm One[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned this one[^] yet 
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Not one of my favourite Metallica songs!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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My favorite is probably Enter Sandman, it's Sad But True, but to me Nothing Else Matters 
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Sander Rossel wrote: but to me Nothing Else Matters
Then I dub thee Unforgiven. Your Holier than Thou attitude is making me Frantic so Don't Tread on Me, I'm Some Kind Of Monster.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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