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I thought you knew: I'm everywhere.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What makes you think I was referring to you? [innocently whistling]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Because after getting away from work on the CP lounge often enough, it becomes one's life even when not at work.
Marc
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Perhaps we don't all have the day off.
I'm working today, but will be MIA next Monday. I'll be Day 4 of a gaming binge[^] that'll be starting with going home early this Friday. Unfortunately there haven't been any Markov Chain patch notes[^] this time around.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If computer games were about food, would we have The Elder Rolls V: Fry Rim? Winecraft? Supper Mario?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope. We'd have The Bacon Rolls, Baconcraft, Bacon Mario.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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How about Grilled Wars? World of WarKraft? Frying Pandemic?
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Assassin's Creole
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Jeremy Falcon
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Grand Chef Smoker?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The ever fattening "Wings Quest" series?
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Don't forget Buffalo Wing Commander.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Saw these chaps last night at the Winterthur Musikfestwochen, 'pon the occasion of my birthday. Highly recommended. Folk-punk, and really well done. Great stage presence as well.
It's been ages since I checked in. Glad to see that some things never change, in a world gone mad etc etc....
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Three Sql administrators walk into a noSql bar.
Half an hour later they leave because they couldn't find a table.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: they couldn't find a table. Why didn't they just query the bartender?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Afraid of what it might trigger, they might get rolled back
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nope. They where locked
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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They couldn't even join their friends.
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You mean the LEFT because they were RIGHT about JOINing friends?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They tried but it didn't help because the barkeep never gave a consistent answer.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Half an hour? That's a mighty long time to spend in bar where you can't sit and have a drink.
Personally, I would have rolled back immediately!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 29-Aug-16 10:30am.
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Brilliant!
/ravi
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May be they don't know how to normalize it(the document, Offcourse the table).
Wonde Tadesse
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