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I'm doing it right, apparently. I only found out it was National Fish and Chip Day after I'd cooked my chips and fish for tea.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You did it just for the halibut.
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I think we've haddock enough of that!
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Cod woks in mysterious ways...
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Good thing this forum is text based, as I have a herring problem.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My faith in any of you all's ability to write a good pun is starting to flounder.
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I'll write good puns sardine tomorrow.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought I smelt something. Well, hope it eels.
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Thanks, I really should stop carping about it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just read about it today. Looks as dumb as some of our events. Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, I see. 
Edit: Cooper's Hill, to be more precise.
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People like cheese. 
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I'm just crackers about cheese!
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Sounds like they have you over a barrel...
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It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy.
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
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Are you Penis van Lesbian??? Methinks you think that sounds like cockney speak. It doesn't.
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LOL!! Good name. I'll remember that.
You don't recognize this line from Monty Python? Or you joke? If you don't know the bit, look it up. They are amazing.
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It translates to Dick van Dyke
Basildane wrote: You don't recognize this line from Monty Python?
Nope, not a fan - like the odd sketch but find most of it a little tedious. The Goodies were funnier, or the Two Ronnies.
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I don't know why, but I assumed if you were a fan of Asimov...
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That doesn't follow...
Bit like if the queen loves corgis and I love the queen I must love corgies. I'm a cat person!
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Agree. I always felt there was something wrong with me for not agreeing that the Pythons were the funniest shows ever.
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Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
Cabbage-crates over the Briney!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have actually said these words at work. Seriously.
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Hello Everyone,
I want to ask you about my current job in a software house. I am working in a company where my job title is Application Developer and so far I have made 2 projects using latest tools and languages.
But I am confused because the company owner encouraging there all developers to code responsive applications and then just use frames to covert it into mobile apps. I wanna know is it a good practice to use frame to show a web app as a mobile app? And also I want to know may I need to carry my future here or just switch my company?
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2 part question, first part with frames goes into the web forum and the philosophical piece goes here. If you are unhappy, then switch jobs, only after you have another job. Good luck.
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I am happy with my job because I am learning new technologies but my senior colleagues are worried due to current way of development and discussing the future of company that its going to dead end. That's why I am having so much stressed about my career.
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