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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
OK, then...
Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces...
What?
It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is this an attempt to stop Trump? 
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No, it's in his support, subliminally expressing "Hey, at least Trump ain't this dumb!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
Well you wouldn't want it to be legal, would you?
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: not legally a pickle until it bounces
Makes sense to me. You've obviously never pickled!
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
It's quite a common prank for the hazing of new club members to tamper with the ball in some way. In the UK this specific jape is also illegal. It's just that it would fall under more general legislation.
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Ha!
So it's legal to use explosive golf balls in Washington DC?! 
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My favorite is: It is illegal to get fish drunk in Oklahoma
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11 million documents from Panama's Mossack Fonseca Bank are made public, and some of the rich and famous are going to be sweating: [^].
"It also reveals a suspected billion-dollar money laundering ring that was run by a Russian bank and involved close associates of President Putin. The operation was run by Bank Rossiya, which is subject to US and EU sanctions following Russia's annexation of Crimea.
The documents reveal for the first time how the bank operates. Money has been channelled through offshore companies, two of which were officially owned by one of the Russian president's closest friends.
Concert cellist Sergei Roldugin has known Vladimir Putin since they were teenagers and is godfather to the president's daughter Maria. On paper, Mr Roldugin has personally made hundreds of millions of dollars in profits from suspicious deals.
But documents from Mr Roldugin's companies state that: "The company is a corporate screen established principally to protect the identity and confidentiality of the ultimate beneficial owner of the company."
I'm sure he's a sensational cellist ! 
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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BillWoodruff wrote: I'm sure he's a sensational cellist !
Recently he has mostly been on the fiddle[^].
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I'd happily watch them do the same to our great, faultless, humanitarian leaders in the West, but Putin's too easy a target, because he believes himself invincible.
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Hillery Clinton receive millions of foreign donations while State Dept Secretary
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mkwmtie wrote: Hillery Clinton
Nah. Apparently they were all wrongly addressed!
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DNFTT-UIBPITC[^]
Same troll, new name...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ISIS was supposed to occupy East Syria so the west can invade it without directly fight Assad and to install Gas Pipleine (turky side is already complete)
Putin stopped it now they want to revenge
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Just one thing: Prime minister of Iceland. Did not expect that.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Prime minister of Iceland. Did not expect that.
I think they've had one for quite a long time. It's been a while since a Viking Jarl ruled the country!
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Oldest no stop senate in the world. Still running strong since the year 800 
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BillWoodruff wrote: The company is a corporate screen
Well, you'd hardly expect there to be no strings attached, now would you?
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Every neighborhood has evil neighbors who have evil dogs, and every school has children who are full of the devil. Those who leave their children and pets under the power of the devil do not love them. They don't protect their children and pets because they are immature and full of the devil themselves.
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A problem by the money can be solved through the money.
A whole lot of people who sweat by these "leaks" later just wiped it off by bribing the government & walk away. At least it happens in India. The whole country knows who are all the defaulters , but none hardly gets into the prison. Because they are all "Big shots".
The same crime if its done by a minnow, he might get up to death sentence! That's the whole rubbish thing happening everywhere, even online you see!  . The punishment is always based on the people's nonsensical attribute called "weight". 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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BillWoodruff wrote: I'm sure he's a sensational cellist !
Even if Gospodin Roldugin goes from keeping time to doing time, he will still be a cell-ist.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hello,
I have been invite by female coworker to her and husband's golden shower for new baby.
I am unsure of etiquette for attending as alone make, and to brought gift or not... Is it common like that?
Embarrassed
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I doubt you mean "golden" shower. If you do, it probably belongs in the SoapBox.
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I dunno - babies (especially boys, I understand) do tend to provide golden showers when you change them... 
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No harm in going alone, but if you feel awkward take a date with you - ask a lady friend (platonic will do). And if they have a gift registry, buy something off it, although chances are that what remains unclaimed would be something crazy expensive like an expensive stroller, or a baby bed or something like that. Check if they are planning to have alcohol - if they don't, you may want to pre-drink prior to going there just so you don't waste an entire evening.
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