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Michael Martin wrote: good Aussie flick
I was more surprised by that bit.
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To be fair, he didn't actually mention cold. We'd happily trade the present 24 hour a day wind and rain for a nice sharp freeze!
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Member 9082365 wrote: 24 hour a day wind and rain Are you sure you're in England? It was a balmy and sunny 16C here yesterday.
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I know Cornwall is angling for independence but I'm pretty sure Devon is still in England (unless that wind really was stronger than I thought!!!)
We are just now getting our first sight of that bright light in the sky for the best part of a week.
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And now it's bloody raining again!!!!!
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But it never rains in Devon.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: But it never rains in Devon.
Yeah, right![^]
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Chris Maunder wrote: Oops - where's my irony emoticon?
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The problem is it doesn't get cold enough to give us those beautiful clear skies you get in central Europe. All we get in the UK is low cloud off the atlantic, 10C, and laden with moisture. Relentless grey misery, for months on end...
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(had to sneak this one in before OriginalGriff outdoes me with his wit, as Im sure he will)
If I have a phobia of German sausage
.. does it mean I fear the wurst ?
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Hanswurst
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is definitely lacking.[^]
required reaction
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It doesn't say how many people were polled, or where they came from.
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It doesn't say whether one of the options was "Agrabah is an imaginary country".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So, what percentage of each party definitely believes there is an 'Agrabar'?
RepugnentOne: 30% bomb, 13% don't bomb - 43%
Dumb'n'Crap: 19% bomb, 36% don't bomb - 55%
Intelligence, indeed.
All that is necessary for Evil to succeed is for Good Folks to keep voting for their Party. - Cornelius Thirp
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I got an early Christmas present from my uncle.
It was a box of rice.
Thanks Ben.
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I hear ya, I got a bag of Yorkshire puddings from my aunt.
Sometimes I don't think Bessie's all there.
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I got pancakes from my aunt Jemima.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I'm getting hungry reading this thread....
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I got something from my uncle Trojan.
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Just so he is not broke.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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My buddy Tim (Horton) bought me a cup of coffee.
/ravi
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My neighbour, Mr Kipling, gave me an exceedingly good Christmas present.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The Colonel won't give me anything this year because he's afraid I won't like it, the chicken!
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Wild!
Will Rogers never met me.
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