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Tortilla me, why don't you?
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We could wipe the flour with you!
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Did you knead to say that?
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Yes. Focaccia you!
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We'll have naan of that here!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I didn't mean muffin by it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you leave it there long enough, you might become in-bred.
But then I suppose that's what you get if you don't think through the consequences of saying "make me a sandwich".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well if it breadtects your head wouldn't it be a brealmet?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Aren't you just wasting perfectly good bread dough, if you put it on your head...weird or not?
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Definitely...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just... wow. I'm astonished and cannot cope with the breadth of the topic.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Bread isn't ferment to put on your head...
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Cats always do well with me!
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I figured as much, which is why, when I saw this specific pict from an image.google.com search, it'd be well received, indeed!
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I refuse to raise to the occasion.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Now, that's a half-baked idea!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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According to many emails I get, there is a solution to that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is something i think of every week, some may still remember i am writing a big projectmanagement for Automotive spice requirements and we do have those weekly meetings.
Now to the fun part, we have a lifecycle defined for a Workproduct (thats an ASPICE req). This lifecycle has a Quality Gate at every phase to prevent bad documents from being used.
So normal way is you work on that doc and finally it gets to the q-gate, gets approved and we work with it in the next phase. Now QM says we need to have the ability to send it back!
Project manager says, no you can't send something back that already is reviewed and released for this phase.
Guess the discussion...
Now we have to redesign the process so that it can be sent back but earlyier and not only at q-gate. I luv being a programmer but those mindjumps... nah cmon.
And then they complain the software won't get done in time XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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