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Dontcha hate I when you enter a drawing and forget about it for weeks, then get notified the day before the concert that you've won, and have to scramble to get time off approved, find a hotel, find someone to go with you, and drive hours and hours to Dallas to see Marilyn Manson and Smashing Pumpkins?
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I hate more when the cool concerts are held on freaking Mars and not in my country 
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Don't they have stops in Italy on most World Tour schedules? I would be surprised if they didn't.
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Not that many, often they skip us altogether. A single band may pass from Italy once every 5-7 years before returning...
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so........ don't miss any concerts. 
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I would hate just forgetting about it. Sounds like a great concert.
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I'd be concerned that there's not enough time to sell them.
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Bad news for Vegans: Grendizer is still alive and kicking[^].
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Rubbish, they should eat BACON that tastes like BACON!
veni bibi saltavi
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Damn I need a clapping emote..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There doesn't seem to be a clapping one - will either of these do?
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- Homer
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I hope you still think so after your first coronary.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Here's some news for the non-veggies... As a veggie I couldn't care less 
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Generally, I agree - I'm not a big fan of meat substitutes, but a seaweed that happens to be reminiscent of bacon may (or may not) be OK.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Yea who the elephant needs that? I mean if you wanna live meatless, then do it consequently!
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The first thing I thought of was the sushi potential with this stuff.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Why can't they make everything taste like bacon, even bacon, and call it a day?
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...but it was a bit over my head.
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..but it loses a lot in the translation
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It's a terrible sin, repent!
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What... a fine transformation?
See, he was right. A lot lost in translation. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado?
Husband: Salma Hayek
Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers?
Husband: Mikaela Banes
Wife: When did the girl next door moved in?
Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this?
Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
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Can I request the Hindi version? 
This was too-awkward! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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