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The skill Office Politics.
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Let me know if you find out, because I'm obviously missing the same skill... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Isn't your missing skills a soapbox material? 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When is the correct time to use the word 'is'?
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When is is missing? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What skill is this developer missing?
I know pedantic is my middle name.
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P0mpeyDantic3?
I know what you meant. Just joking with you. It sounded a lot like the old p... in the Mississippi joke...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Depends on what your definition of 'is' is.
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The skill to be his own boss rather than a cube/os (Open Space, hey look, I just invented [probably not!] another overloaded acronym) worker.
Marc
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Social Skills.
He's trying to solve that with technology which is both admirable and doomed.
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Did you ever saw a developer with social skills?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I've met a few - particularly if they are buying...
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Did you ever saw
I tried, but they tend to disklike the sawing part.
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The usual: hygiene, grooming, nutrition... 
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I get where he is coming from, we developers need very specific situations to be effective.
Interestingly enough or perhaps rather boringly enough - I am currently writing an article on how to manage developers, the article is aimed at people who have never been a developer.
(I even cover areas such as 'flow' and how to hug dolphins safely)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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A nice animation, worth watching the whole way through - clickity[^]
veni bibi saltavi
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Pointless...
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Did you watch the whole way?
veni bibi saltavi
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To the pointless part, yes... 
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It IS pointless...You can download the image file (an animated gif) and see the last frame only... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't have any tools for that: Corel Paintshop doesn't like animated GIFs, and Corel VideoStudio locked up solid when I dropped the GIF on it!
What did you use?
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GIMP
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Damn. I don't get on with GIMP - it just feels too clumsy.
Fortunately, I don't need to open GIFs and look at the last image often...
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