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Oh how I need one[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Sorry? Did you say something?
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm not talking to you, ever since you tweeted about Twenty the other week I've had a lot less time to do life.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just stalked you both on Twitter after reading this - I'm guessing you voted Labour last general election.
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No point where I live, although they did surprise everyone and come a very distant second as opposed to the third that was expected.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just been reading through my tweets, mostly retweeting funny stuff and about Derby, forgot about the UKIP photoshops. The UKIP candidate was the only one of them I actually liked, and I'm going to his 70th birthday party on Sunday cos I've known him a long, long time. I'm just pleased that he failed so miserably.
Politically my views are Bill & Tedian - be excellent to each other.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: The UKIP candidate was the only one of them I actually liked,
Pub Landlord if I remember rightly - you can't hate them.
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Yep, even if he is a Blues fan.
My mum and dad are thinking of taking my brother's 7 year old to Portsmouth for a few days to take in the Carling Cup match in August.
Not sure what the poor little sod has done to deserve that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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He'll come back a Pompey fan once he gets a taste of Fratton Park 
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So what's your best score? Mine is 7 twenties.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Mine too. Just the once, got 6 a couple of times.
I find it a lot easier on the computer with a mouse than on my phone, best score with the app and touchscreen is 4 twenties, just the once, and a few 3s.
Installed it on my dad's (mum's really) tablet a week ago and he keeps texting me every few days when he gets to a new number. Last one was "have now reached 18 a horrible salmon pink colour" 2 days ago so expecting him to get a 19 any time now.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I've reached Twenty x 10.  Time well spent.
(I have a screenie, but since it's HTML5, that's kinda moot.)
The trick is to build 3 towers, on the left/right/center, and move all the joined-together ones on top of the towers.
And just play it endlessly whenever you're not sure of some code, with some music like Ayreon's The Human Equation.
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I did have high hopes for this: Sony RM-KZ1 Universal Children's Remote Control[^]
Even the features looked good:
Kid-tested, mother approved
Worry free parental control
Built for kids
Volume limiting function But then I realised: it was a remote control for children, not a remote control of children. 
Pause. Mute. That's all I ask - though "rewind" would be handy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the interests of internet bandwidth reduction, perhaps this should be added as an extension for HTTP.
The returned error code would be in the 4XX range. Older servers could implement similar functionality at the back end by returning either 426 UPGRADE REQUIRED or 428 PRECONDITION REQUIRED.
If no one else will volunteer to write the RFC, I'll try to get it done with a target date of 1-Apr-2016.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As of 12:30 today, my elder daughter finishes school for the summer. For some 60 days I will be expected to put up with her moody teenaged tantrums. At least when we're in Hungary she'll be slightly better as we'll be beach bound most day.
But it'll be a loonnnnggggggg summer for me.
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Can I suggest that you pre order 60 bottles of Gin?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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It is Nagy we talking about! He has more than 60 in normal days... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Even 150cl bottles
Large Gin bottles[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Quote: Cheese knife? He eats it by the block!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have my IVG on standby! 
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IVG? Intra-Venous Gin? That should be something!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You drink 60 bottles, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter, don't call me 'cause I can't go...
My daughters have driven me to Hell and below.
[With apologies to Merle Travis and to the miners]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 7-Jul-15 7:26am.
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"Mindenki azt kapja amit megérdemel..."
or
"Mindenki olyan kalappal köszön, amilyen van neki..."
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Curse a gnome!
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