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The weather is tres bon and I'm orf to pick up Mrs Wife and girls for afternoon drinkie-poos.
I wonder how North America's doing, just starting their working day. 
Have a good weekend y'all.
veni bibi saltavi
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It's chucking it down in Devon, I'll tell you that! A lot more poo than drinkie!
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Same in Wales...but we call that a Welsh Summer. 
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Out my window it's sunny and bright, the humidity's dropped. However, just as a reminder: North America's a bit larger than Wales (or Hungary). Pretty much any kind of weather you'd care to enjoy is available.
In fact - later in the day I'm sure we can rustle ya' up a tornado or two. Just nowhere near me. All we can offer is periods of rain all weekend . . . or not. Nat'l Weather Service and its clones seem to be getting less reliable with each passing prediction-software upgrade.
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Hah! In Wales, any kind of weather you'd care to enjoy is available - provided it involves rain at some point. 
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I'm drinking tea, does that count?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Somewhere it's always beer o'clock.
Goes well on the corn flakes.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Funny, you said North America and I immeidately thought you meant USA, then remembered that we have neighbors. I'm such an American pig! Guess I should leave work early today to drink and eat!
Hogan
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Well, here in south Florida its hitting 94 Fahrenheit, and not a cloud in the sky. My sister-in-law is coming tomorrow for 3 weeks (she is a nun from the Dominican Republic and the Mother Superior of the convent), so I have to get my drinkie-poos in NOW before the house goes dry 
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S Houghtelin wrote: R2, do you have that beer ready?
That's an R2-Beer2 then, i'd like to have one, i can take him on walk and always have cold beer with me, awesome!
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HobbyProggy wrote: R2-Beer2
Perfect!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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hallelujah! praise the bacon!
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Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: "£500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye bread.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen.
He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five 100 notes down on it and says "You got me that time mate, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
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Elephanting with food 
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Now there is a young lady from Alaska who works as a Teen pregnancy prevention spokesperson and who advocates abstinence* as the best preventative. she has announced today that she is pregnant. For the second time. She is not married either.
Her name? Bristol "My Parents are Sooo Proud" Palin[^]
Not laughing.
* Absinthe is pretty damned good in that respect as well<\small>
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Now there is a young lady from Alaska who works as a Teen pregnancy prevention spokesperson and who advocates abstinence* as the best preventative. she has announced today that she is pregnant. For the second time. She is not married either.
That was a sh*t Limerick.
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To make it up to you, here's my favourite:
There were two young ladies from Birmingham
And this is the story concerning them.
The lifted the frock
And diddled the [word that rhymes with frock]
Of the Bishop as he was confirming them.
[There are two more verses, but even Paris's kid sister wouldn't let that pass]
veni bibi saltavi
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So, she knows what she's talking about. Had she practiced abstinence, she wouldn't be pregnant. It's always good to hear from an expert.
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By that "logic", we should get marriage counseling from those who have gone through multiple divorces, substance abuse counseling from drug addicts, etc.
Making a train wreck of your life does not qualify you to teach others how to avoid the wreck.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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But you can be a great warning, if you're not a good example.
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By that logic we should and do. AA for example is run entirely by ex-alcoholics and Cruse by those who have suffered bereavement. All psychiatrists acknowledge that it's hard to tell them apart from their patients at times. Most marriage counsellors are divorced or have been through the counselling process themselves. And it remains the single biggest criticism of the celibate priesthood that they're not qualified to counsel on matters of sex and family life when they have no personal experience. Counselling from 'perfect' souls simply doesn't work as it too quickly becomes patronising and idealistic. It is one thing to advise somebody to change something, quite another to have a good idea of just how difficult that is going to be.
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Your mixing of various example that are related by simile rather than logic . . . it helps explain so much about why the world's heading towards hell.
Also - since I'm a self-declared optimistic cynic, nothing I say can be taken at face value.
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