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Of course, I could be wrong - I got Chris' b'day wrong for some reason, but my calendar is popping up my first online good buddy as having a natal day today. Accurate or not, I'm wishing him a great day. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ooh. Happy birthday Mr Smitha. Have a great one.
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Thank you, Pete 
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Belated thank you, Roger
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Injecting mayonnaise?!? How does that even become a thing?
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And imagine how hard you'd have to push to injected it.
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Some times, what doesn't kill you will at least catch you a few moments of fame.
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More proof that "you can't fix stupid' 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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From the link: About a decade ago there was a trend of people injecting mayonnaise........Vegemite and household spice, most recently turmeric, have also been injected
Good god! 
Slow Kiwi: Hey man, like I need a big needle.
Pharmacist: What gauge?
Slow Kiwi: (pulls out a jar of Hellman's[^]) Um, garden hose?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always wondered how our ancestors learned which plants were poisonous, edible, or have other 'special' properties.
..laxatives sound like a sh*tty way to die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yep. And without Darwinism, can you imagine how bad it really could have been 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..laxatives sound like a sh***y way to die.
Quite literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What.
The.
F***.
Is.
Wrong.
With.
Those.
People?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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BEN HEATHER wrote: "These are the sorts of drug users who are marginalised even when compared to other drug users."
Which pretty much says it all...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What time is it where you are? It is currently 1:24 AM where I am (I can't sleep for some reason)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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06:30
I woke up at 04:45 and tried to go back to sleep. But then Dij The Cat decided to stand on my bladder half an hour later, so I got up.
Herself is still snoozing happily...lucky girl!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Dij The Cat decided to stand on my bladder half an hour later
My cat Lucky does that sometimes as well, though he usually stands on my face.
My family's other cats often run over my head at night when they get the midnight zoomies.
They kind of remind me of Zip Zaps.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We used to have a cat - serious size DSH, he was 8Kg or so - whose morning routine revolved around getting me up. Because if I was up, Herself would get up soon, and he would get his breakfast.
So when his belly said it was breakfast time, he would stand on my belly and try to break my nose with his forehead... 
The bladder stand was enough - the Gorbals Kiss was just an extra to drive the point home.
He never did this to Herself: he knew who controlled the cat food! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One of our younger cats, Maximus Aurelius, used to do head punches instead of head bumps, but he has stopped doing that.
It hurt. A lot.
Max isn't the brightest cat we have had (but he isn't the dumbest either), but he is very friendly. He has a number of catnip filled fish, which we throw for him, and he brings them right back. Over and over and over and over and over and over ad infinitum. He also sits like a dog, and I can get him to sit on command quite easily.
His sister, Matilda, is quite bright, and VERY talkative, often chattering at bugs, birds, light spots, and just about everything else. She is also the bold and brave one, while Max, who tries to act tough, is a big wuss.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Beldin - the nose breaker - was a clever one. He could work out how to open things very easily, including the fridge so we had to bungie strap that shut. (We tried child locks, but he didn't have any problem opening those)
Micro was thick as a brick. Only cat I know who could run full tilt into a parked motorcycle...Once forgot he was scratching his ear with a back leg and tried to run after a fly at the same time 
Used to chase his tail, catch it, bite it, and then get really annoyed because it hurt.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: scratching his ear with a back leg and tried to run after a fly at the same time
We had one with cancer in her ear, and she had the 'Cone of Shame' on. She would reverse all through the house trying to get it off. That same cat would eat Cheez-Its, French Fries, Corn, Beans, Bread Crust, and so on. Odd little one.
We currently have a light orange-ish one that is very fat and has a small head and a very high pitched, squeaky voice. His name's Leroy Jethro Gibbs (My mom is an NCIS fan).
All I can really say is that cats are weird.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yeah, some of them get weird tastes. Micro would eat anything that had garlic in - upto and including frozen brussel sprouts with garlic powder sprinkled on them.
You know those little chillies you can get in Chinese Supermarkets? I used to buy a bag and air dry them. He stole one and ate it. Walked round the house for half an hour swallowing lots and with his eyes bulging.
Fun came the next time he went to the litter tray...
Developed a taste for them though!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Exactly. What ever happened to good old binge drinking?
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anybody knows where I can download source code for dissecting a C# application book?
I google it and the links for APRESS.com does not work anymore.
really want to get the source code for this book and exercise it.
thanks a million
diligent hands rule....
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