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They say...
Conference Dress
Attire for the conference is business casual.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to guess what that means.
Wait !
I got it !
I'll ask Wikipedia ! Yes ! Then I will be the best dressed man at the conference !
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Well, since it says "casual", I think you can rule out a tuxedo... And since it says "attire", you can rule out nudity.
So the answer must lie somewhere between those two.
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Wear a tie.
That should cover it. (Hopefully, if it's a big enough tie)
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OriginalGriff wrote: (Hopefully, if it's a big enough tie)
That's called a napkin and you 'wear' it (if at all) only to lunch or dinner. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Probably overkill for business casual. Khaki's and either a polo or button down (non white) shirt should be fine unless you want to dress up. (And in that case, why ask in the 1st place.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'd find a new job if I had to do that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Seems like you're ahead of the game then. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I asked http://search.yahoo.com to guide me to knowledge.
THESE GUYS[^] (who sell ties) say a shirt with no tie, while THESE OTHER GUYS[^] claim it is "optional".
Hmmm,
- Take three ties.
- Schedule a minimum of two hours between registration and the first session.
- Scope at the crowd at the desks, and wing it
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C-P-User-3 wrote: THESE GUYS[^] (who sell ties) say a shirt with no tie, while THESE OTHER GUYS[^] claim it is "optional".
Just a tie? The shirt is optional?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, those "male dancers". The up and coming thing. Austin Texas is obviously the place for such a conference
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I thought in Austin casual meant gun optional.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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And sandals with socks! Don't forget the footwear!
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Give him one of those helmets and he will look like a mailman in Texas[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sandals with backbelts are better.  Sometimes look like shoes.
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C-P-User-3 wrote: Attire for the conference is business casual.
Well, if its a video conference, you can just adjust the camera and & have only your head in view.
That way, you only have to remove you cowboy hurt & no one shall ever know you had only your pajamas on.
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devenv.exe wrote: cowboy hurt
Sore from the saddle and then walk like a cowboy, huh?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Casual dress during the day time? Two piece suit [no waistcoat], wing collared shirt, floral cravat and a straw boater.
veni bibi saltavi
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I had forgotten you make James Bond look like a vagrant. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yeah, but be fair: James Bond make him smell like a vagrant!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Forget Wikipedia - just dress like this[^] and you'll be the star of the show.
/ravi
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"business casual" is some keyword, like "protected" in C++ 
Dont blame me, but if I remember right is it
- no jeans
- but jacket with T-Shirt
- and no tie.
(Or something in that way)
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A T-shirt weight polo is the closest I can get. From the other direction, it's too hot inside to wear denim. 
