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I've known a few women who could hide it in their mouths... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: who could hide it
What? Their tongues or Leslie's carbine?
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've known a few women who could hide it in their mouths..
sideways
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Maybe in her bustle, if she is married to Abraham Com. And she is a hefty specimen called Dorothy. Known to friends as the "Amazon", or more fully as Amazon Dot Com.
My apologies to Leslie! 
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Please put this in the Soapbox forum so I can tell you how a woman conceals a carbine. 
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I once checked the women's restroom at the Ace Hardware where I worked, to make sure it was empty before locking up for the night. Inside I found the empty plastic package for a Mag-Lite - the one that takes 5 'D' cell batteries. Checking inventory, I quickly found that we were, indeed, missing one, along with a 6-pack of 'D' batteries. I long wondered how she got that out of the store unseen. Now I wonder if we're talking about the same woman here.
Will Rogers never met me.
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By definition... you only need a flashlight where the sun don't shine.
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That's ok; even if loss prevention stopped her on the way out the merchandise would still have had to be disposed of in a hazmat dumpster.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The delightful Ms Hilton could probably conceal an ICBM.
veni bibi saltavi
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For the birthday wishes and Nagy for reminding me. Y'all are a great bunch and I'm proud to know all y'all.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Belated happy birthday, Mike!
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Happy late birthday to you
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Happy birthday.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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You're milking it now, pss off! 
veni bibi saltavi
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I won’t compromise on my ice cream diet, not in a month of sundaes.
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Sure-but that diet is not going to work.
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Hippo Birdie two Ewe!
Hippo Birdie two Ewe!
Hippo Birdie Deer Mike!
Hippo Birdie two Ewe!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hippo Birdie
I hope it don't fly! 
Thanks I don't feel a day over 90.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I hope it don't fly!
Me too, can you imagine the 'droppings' they would produce? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I am gonna bookmark that!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Mike Hankey wrote: that diet is not going to work.
Sure it will! It has been scientifically proven[^] - QED!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's down under Physics don't know if it applies to us northerners?
"School of Physics, University of Sydney"
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Normally, I would say no, but because it deals with beer, ice cream and pizza, I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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