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Warm-up*:
Girl in trash can where Brits live (7)
CCC OTD:
The French, be in Spain, is a chink! (5)
Good luck!
* Only in a way, it's too easy. Actually, both are quite easy.
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Pirate Guy wrote: The French, be in Spain, is a chink! (5)
The French - La
be in Spain - ser
Laser ? (Edit: I am still looking for a chinese laser).
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Spot on! That was much quicker than I anticipated.  Solution for the warm-up one?
You are up for tomorrow anyway. 
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I must reckon I still cannot relate "Laser" to "chink".
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Rage wrote: I still cannot relate "Laser" to "chink".
They are synonyms: ref1[^], ref2[^]; "loose" ones, one can think. 
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Mmmhh... OK, I was rather on a slang side (maybe influenced by Tintin[^])
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Pirate Guy wrote: You are up for tomorrow anyway
I have prepared one, but the chances are high that I will forget to post it  -> PM me if it is not up by 9AM (GMT) tomorrow.
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Pirate Guy wrote: Girl in trash can where Brits live (7)
Girl - Rita
trash can - bin
... Britain ?
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From 'Carl Sagan's solar sail is ready for its first test flight' in our Latest News:
...That’s our late science ambassador Carl Sagan on a 1976 broadcast of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. During the brief interview, Sagan fiddles with what looks like a small square of tin foil, a model that he believed was the future of space travel. It’s been nearly 30 years since Sagan’s solar sail vision, and now his spacecraft, called LightSail, is finally getting a test flight...
Nearly 30 years? Really? Either the author needs to see a math teacher or this 'Latest News' is about 10 years old. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A big thank you for reminding me that I am almost 40.
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You're welcome.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ditto.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Age is just a number! That's number as in something that makes you numb, obviously!
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The article you refer to is dated May 9, 2015.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Then the author must see a math teacher.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I am attempting to update items using Android SDK Manager. I'm on a i7 and relatively high-speed connection and the SDK Manager just eats everything.
Anyways, I started type in Google search...
"why is android sdk..."
and I got the rest
"... manager so slow"
If it's a Google Meme, you know it's bad. It is. Bad. 
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Friggin' ironing must be the worst chore ever!
Iron one wrinkle out, iron three wrinkles back in!
And the wrinkles you're ironing in are a lot harder to iron out than the ones you were trying to get out in the first place!
If you're not careful you'll burn and scar yourself for the rest of your life!
It's no coincidence the iron literally gets hot as HELL!
My shirts look like they've been ironed, but poorly done... Wrinkles around my shoulders, over my chest and around my arms.
I've put my soul into it! Ten minutes a shirt!
I'm only ironing my shirts and I've got three... All other days I'm wearing clothing that looks just as well unironed.
I'll just wear sweaters and jumpers from now on! 
Who would've thought that the hardest part of being a software engineer would be the ironing...?
<sexist remark>
I need a woman
</sexist remark>
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Seriously.. buy a tumble dryer ... just damp, just a few minutes, get them out of there asap, hang them up ... job done. Changed my life
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Expensive... Still cheaper than a woman though 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I need a woman 
Then don't iron. If you wear ironed shirts women will assume you're married (or gay). Wearing wrinkled shirts is seen as a cry for help.
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"I need a women", why on CP ? Hang around eHarmony. 
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