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Groot
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Here[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It's very clear. The news story's title says it all
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I don't see a news story.
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Maybe click the link I posted?? Just sayin..
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No. And when I tried to from my Droid all I got was an ad.
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Did you look on mobile by any chance?
Mobile: Advert for LA Times app
Desktop: Woman found to have her twin's embryo embedded in her head.
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https://xkcd.com/1174/[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aye - exactly like that. Almost reported the OP - I thought he was back-linking.
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I don't believe these kinds of stories. I'm a non-believer.
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Discovering something like that must have scary.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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having a brother is one thing, but having him in my head is on a whole different level.
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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I just can't get my mind wrapped around that.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Meh! Happens all the time (though admittedly not usually in the brain). You'd know these things if you watched hospital dramas (or Dancing With The Stars - Willow Shields discovered last week that she has extra ribs from the show doctor!)
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"But, mamma, that's where the fun is!"
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That's when sh*t goes down... i can kinda understand
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Bluddy taxman!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Change your name to Starbucks Amazon Google and you'll never have to pay tax again!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that the Hertfordshire Amazon-Googles? Lovely family. They own Kent I believe, well I believe that's the word that the Guardian uses to describe them.
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A whole bunch of Kent's I believe.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My missus says I'm not allowed to google amazons
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's why doors have locks and PCs have speakers. Locking will keep her out and the music will allow you to ignore her knocking and shouting.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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