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1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
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OriginalGriff wrote:
1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
5) Take my meds
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
modified 3-Apr-15 9:07am.
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Coder For Hire wrote: OriginalGriff wrote:
0) Take my meds
1) Make a ToDo list. √
2) Tick off the first item. √
3) Realise I have completed 2 items. √
4) Reward myself for a job well done
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That reminds me of writing homework reports.
Put it off until the last few days.
Start writing in fear of being late.
Write title - done for the day, rest till tomorrow. 
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Make a todo list and forget where I put it.
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I would respond to that but I do not remember what we are talking about.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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a) you appear to have forgotten item 0.
z) we don't want to hear about your self-rewarding practices
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Most people would get stuck at 2.
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5) Start a new todo list, because this bluddy phone app only gives me space to display five lines of the list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Guys share your Weekend's plans.
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Member 11547329 wrote: Stay Strong Weekend is coming soon!!
That's funny when you say it on a Friday. I always think of that phrase on Mondays.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Hey but reality is that Friday only night weekend starts.
Right?
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Eat.
Sleep.
Code.
Stroke cat.
Conquer the world and make you all my personal slaves.
Maybe a little light hoovering.
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OriginalGriff,
These are good plans but its regular plans.any special plans?
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I don't conquer the world every weekend you know!
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Yeah, but it is Easter you know 
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Happy Chocolate Egg Day to you!
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That (the chocolate) IS how you conquer the world 
Proof![^]
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Ah, but my daughter decided, years ago, to postpone Easter by a week, because that way she gets twice as many chocolate eggs for the same money.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You do, but you also get twice as big too 
At least I would.
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Ha! I don't get a look-in, where chocolate is concerned. I have to keep a secret stash.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had that too, but mine was always empty 
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Amazing, isn't it?
No matter how often I fill it up...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And no matter how much little I eat too 
I have thus concluded that humans will do anything for chocolate. Charlie and the chocolate factory isn't a fairy tale, its a true story. Just esquire about the chocolate consumption in the rich countries, and you'll see the truth
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