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Where was the bag and how did the thief get in? Or was this just another Labour stunt?
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: how did the thief get in?
Well, more people voted for her party than for any of the others... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Proof, if it were needed, that you can only fool some of the people ... 
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William Shakespeare wrote: A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yond justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, in thine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Crime minister sounds like she makes sure there's enough crime and that crime is carried out correctly.
Criminals have a place in society too and the criminal interests group is lobbying for more pay and recognition for criminals.
We have a minister of security and justice who prevents all that.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Crime minister [snip] We have a minister of security and justice.
The Ministry of Peace deals with war
The Ministry of Love deals with hate
The Ministry of Plenty deals with shortages
What do the Ministries of Crime, Security, and Justice deal with?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Are we certain this wasn't a preplanned stunt?
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A British politician capable of pre-planning something would indeed be a novelty.
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Rich Leyshon wrote: A British any politician capable of pre-planning something without any profit to his own agenda would indeed be a novelty.
FTFY 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The receptionist asked me "How about 10 tomorrow?"
But I don't need that many.
I was still wearing my coat.
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I beg to differ, I think you probably need em bro.
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Why ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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OK, looks like you need them too. 
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I'm probably having a dumb moment so, can you please explain ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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. . . A Moment is one sixtyeth of an hour
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Nobody mentioned moment
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Quote: having a dumb moment
Somebody did..
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"Doctor, Doctor, I am seeing double"
"Good, here's my bill."
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...and now I am seeing trouble.
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an old one I learned from my grandkids
"What did the nurse say to the invisible man?"
"I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you."
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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