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It is damned hot and dusty in Qatar.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: It is damned hot...in Qatar.
Easily fixed: Cold Beer.
KarstenK wrote: It is damned...dusty in Qatar.
Easily fixed: Cold Beer.
It's damned cold and wet in Scotland.
Hot Beer doesn't work.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Isn't there an ban on alcohol in Qatar?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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DaveAuld wrote: Damn, helicopters have just been put on hold due to weather! There is a shock... Uh-oh.
You sound like the young cop's partner, who's only got three weeks until retirement...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Might as well be wearing a red shirt.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Kirk out.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Exactly! Or be the fat not-too-close friend of someone who turns into a monster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Looks like your new platform is in [CP collor^]
Enyoy your leave!
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Congrats on your new job.
Are you taking the family with you; or is your every couple weekly commute about to get a whole lot longer?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Both, the family are relocating and the commute is going to get longer.
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Smuggle in a box full of the letter U and you'll make a bundle.
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If they don't want them there is a Oz airline that needs them as well!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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... a week from today, according to the announcement in my e-mail this morning.
We're finally migrating from Bloatus Goatse(*) to Microsoft Outlook.
(*) Lotus Notes, to the blessedly unafflicted.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"I find Lotus Notes good."
---- said nobody ever
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Satan wrote, laughing maniacally as he did so: "I find Lotus Notes good."
Software Zen: delete this;
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LOL!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a cow-worker who liked Blotus Goats and he now works for Disney. I will leave you to draw what conclusions you will.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: cow-worker
Clarabelle ?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Disney
Nagy Vilmos wrote: draw
I see what you did there!
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I had a cow-orker who was dazzled by the marketing lies in phb-times and thought it would be a good replacement for outlook/exchange. Fortunately he had no authority to make such a change, and it was useful to know about his low baffle with BS threshold early on.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Have they got the lead-lined boxes to store the servers in for 20,000 years? That sh*t is more dangerous than a Polonium-210 Cocktail!
veni bibi saltavi
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I've heard the IS dudes are trying something a little more permanent than that. They're opening a wormhole from the server room to a location close to Sagittarius_A*[^], a few nanometers above the event horizon.
We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: a few nanometers above the event horizon
Gary Wheeler wrote: We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
Uh oh...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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