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I never took anything seriously - my response wasn't serious! It is you taking things seriously.
jeez! take a chill pill, daddy-o
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Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
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+1 for tomatoes - fruits vegetables reference.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I was going to reference Picasso, Banksy and Damien Hirst but I don't really like artichokes.
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Automatic upvote for a Griff groan
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Abbott: Did you ever draw a nice fat salary?
Costello: No, but I once sketched a skinny tomato.
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Lettuce Spray for some then.
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You're not even trying, it seems as though you don't carrot all
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Try this one:
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So many gourd jokes, never a dill moment. The CPians smell their chance endive right into it! It's bean a while since I had this much fun. And I shallot be a party-pooper, so here's another joke.
Q: What did the vegetarian cannibal eat?
A: The greengrocer.
Hope it's not too corny... I'll stop now, before I pea my pants from laughing!
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Sander Rossel wrote: So many gourd jokes, never a dill moment. The CPians smell their chance endive right into it! It's bean a while since I had this much fun. And I shallot be a party-pooper, so here's another joke.
I know that you're just trying to spice up the thread, but I think we've herb all of those before...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You need to take carrot is funny!!
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I can't help but think there ought to be a pithy comeback about QA, but the vegetables might be offended.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I just want to see if I can make up a CCC that fit the level of our geniuses...
I do it today as this is off-day for any normal CCC...
This bread will ache all the way down...(4)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PAIN?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a kind of bread I never heard of...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Le Pain" is French for "Loaf" - I was assuming you had mixed the languages slightly.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My French is worst than my English - much worst
Hint: there is a mix of languages here but no French involved...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, it's beaten me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pita
Although it's not too similar to the majority of the traditional CP CCC clues, I found it rather endearing.
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Thank you!
Now you have to do it twice tomorrow!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Thank you!
Now you have to do it twice tomorrow!!!
That's what she said...
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I agree - it works!
(And I didn't get it, until Peter emailed it to me )
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I think that's why I tend to prefer the composite clues - there's at least a small chance my brain will pick up on one part, and allow me to build on it.
Like the scrambled eggs (and "aural sex?") clues - you either get 'em or you don't!
The several pints of beer I had while waiting for my swordfish to be grilled probably has something to do with why I just got the pita straight away!
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Why are you interrogating sea life?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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