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... thanks for nothing! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He's dead, Jim! 
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Actually he must have been a really clever and amazing guy ... in fact, I think he went from zero to hero! 
I'll get my coat ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You gave it a Herculean effort. 
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My better half has just pointed out to me that we play the All-Blacks tomorrow and Wimbledon starts on Monday, so we can watch our nation losing at 4 sports in 6 days!
I think I will up the beer order! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Time to celebrate!!! Open the chocolate boxes... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Good idea ...
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Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: better half
The only thing that goes well with chocolate is nuts. Is your better half nuts?
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Well he's got nuts!!!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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So...let me get this straight.
In order to charge your phone, you just have to put it in a pocket?
But then you have to plug your trousers into the mains?
Um...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Like everything else made from M$ you get two services of the price of one!
1)phone charging trousers
2)suicide booth
And the second is absolutely FREE!
This is the path to the future.
Next stop transport pipes with the option to launch you to Mars.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You owe me a screen wipe!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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News so good that the Daily Insider reported it last night.
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Trousers Damnit . Trousers . Pants are traditionally worn under trousers . If the phone is charged by movement in my pants it introduces a whole new set of issues.
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Here, in the U.S., we don't wear trousers.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Well how the heck are you going to charge your phone then ?
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Yes of course, but you have to remember that Microsoft and pants are words that belong together in other senses.
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This is a different class of football post.
Louis Tomlinson, who apparently is a member of One Direction (you may have heard of them) has taken over Doncaster Rovers (you probably haven't heard of them), the football team he has supported since childhood, and where he used to work selling burgers before he was famous.
It is his third attempt to buy the club, the previous two attempts scuppered by One Direction's management company who claim that ticket & merchandise sales at the small football club will increase now he owns them, and have been demanding a share of any increase in sales under image rights laws.
Shows that you really sell your soul to the devil when you do a deal with Simon Cowell, you're his from then on regardless of what you do that is unrelated to him and music (insert joke about One Direction being unrelated to music anyway).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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On the subject of Simon Cowel, you might want to see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpMoW-2Tjk[^] (NSFW, Frankie Boyle is in it) around 2:54 Lauren Laverne
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Both he & Arwa are doing well, can't believe its been a fortnight already.
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Glad to hear they are all doing well. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Have you got any significant sleep yet?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Have you got any significant sleep yet?
Not bad TBH she who must be obeyed has de-camped to the spare room so I'm not missing any at the moment. Problems will start soon though - my MIL is coming to visit so she'll take that room. First-world problems eh?
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Keith Barrow wrote: MIL is coming to visit
And you can't find urgent work on the other side of the country for two weeks? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Obligatory XKCD OTD: http://xkcd.com/1384/[^] - check the mouseover!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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