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But how soon?
According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. 
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Thats' only because they didn't ask about preservatives Gin.
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: facepalm : (facepalm) :facepalm:
We really need one here!!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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 not good enough?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We had. We were just too polite to tell you that you were stinking up the place.
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What! You mean my anti-pong is ineffective?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What - you're still playin Pong - no wonder no-one noticed. 
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No, I'm playing AntiPong: The ball tries to eat the bats, and you have to avoid it.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I guess you can change your signature now:
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You found a way to make intelligent zombies and you didn't share it with the rest of us ? 
Shame on you!
Right now I could have intelligent army of super zombies and I would have conquered Middle Earth.
Clones will do too.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I don't get called intelligent often!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You are wrong. What do you call that yellow piece of paper you received recently in the mail and mentioned something about framing it ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I just send those back "not known at this address"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Too late. The zombies moved to Luton.
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We are not speaking about brain death, Dave... OOOPS 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Now I understand the smell...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I died six years ago
Well, at least that explains the smell.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Valar Morghulis
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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Valar Dohaeris
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it !
First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you).
Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time  Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Looking forward to the drugs at 70 then, the other stuff not so much. 
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Rage wrote: I hope to die around 70
Say that again when you're 69.
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I'll take the bet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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