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Hello Sir,
fantastic, thats great. you had a good vacation.
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Had a hard week so far and I know that you all will understand how I feel....
and I just learnt a new word and it doesn't involve goats.
Baszd those Baszdwits
Thanks to Vilmos
and Sharkey I guess
I feel better now.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Now let's work in pronunciation:
Boz'd Meg would be a good start.
What ever you do, don't visit this link[^]. STOP! I said don't go there.
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Thanks for the education Vilmos.
After reading in the place where I shouldn't have read, I will never walk into a Hungarian Garden Shop and ask if I can please purchase some Phosphate.
(Pronounced with a heavy accent on the 's' like Phozphate.)
There are some beauties there...
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Those of you who have ever had to sit through a Karaoke night will be pleased to know that the Police are now taking this menace to society very seriously indeed[^].
modified 30-Apr-14 8:43am.
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You need to remove the full stop from the end of your link
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Looks like it was wrote by Monkeys.
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I got 'Thou art...a mouse-eaten maw'...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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thou hast provid'd an link to idle time whereupon i hast contribut'd moo than a reasonable amount.
i shall owe nay debt of gratitude to thy contribution to mine delinquncy sir!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Leslie Nielsen was there.
In fact, one of the posters here uses a Shakespearean insult in his signature line. Something like "you ill-bred.. something-or-other."
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"Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut"...
from "thou puking ill-breeding giglet"
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
Source
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Too funny.
It seems I'm a; a pernicious bitch
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Thou art...
an ordinary stench
Life is too shor
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No not to me, to by yougest Sasha, she hits the grand old age of 7. Although thinks she is going on 18.
I am due off the platform today, but due to technical problems and sick helicopters, there isn't currently a flight slot available.
Save me some cake, but you will probably be in your bed by the time I get home....if I get home today.
At least we have 3 weeks of winding up your mum and sister to look forward to!
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Bad luck, mind if I nick your ASCII art?
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Just go to Google and stick in Ascii Art Cake and there is a huge selection to pick from!
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Happy Birthday too Sasha.
Pass on the missing candles you left off the cake.
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Happy birthday, Sasha!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Happy birthday to you Sasha, hope your day is filled with joy and fun things.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Happy birthday Sasha
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Hi All,
Some (Griff & others) know of my trails & fails with a VB thing that got landed on me, sent it off got questions & comments back, send again, same again, resend almost followed through when an Email landed!
Not from angry clients a sales E-mail. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this!
Off Topic: the love doctor is back I see....
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glennPattonWork wrote: a sales E-mail. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this! Off Topic: the love doctor is back I see.... Could you please refrain from using your VB App to post those.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Like it could, or I would trust it
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