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Vinnie the Pooh?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Bloody Chocolate
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"Brave accountant in the October warmth?"(6,6)
Nice!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Brave accountant
A contradiction in terms, surely?
Brave INDIAN
accountant SUMMER
in the October warmth
INDIAN SUMMER
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Hey, I was a soldier you know!
I have been in some dodgy situations, sometimes scared, sometimes hopeful, sometimes wishing that the VAT inspection would finish quicker.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: wishing that the VAT inspection would finish quicker
Oh, we've all been there!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When everyone is divided, we rely on accountants carry the remainder...
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The old 'What is 1 + 1?' gag.
What is 1 + 1?
A Mathematician says "2"
A Physicist says "a Value in the range of 0.2 to 20, but still within the expected order of magnitude for the theory"
A Lawyer says "2, here's my bill"
A Plumber says "Well, I think it is going to be about 2, plus labour and I can't start until Tuesday"
A Doctor says "Not entirely sure, but take two aspirin and call me in the morning"
A Liberal Arts Graduate says "er...3? and would you like fries with that?"
A Programmer says "Can't answer that, the variable has not been declared"
A Librarian says "Shhh, and I think you will find it in the non-fiction section"
A Philosopher says "More than the sum of its whole"
AN ACCOUNTANT SAYS "What do you need it to be?"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mammon for Gammon would be our war cry!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Who knows what was Windows XP last update?
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Microsoft knows
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Yes he did.
I saw the post!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Prove it! And please no tautologies.
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Thank you for having my back while i am unable to defend myself Griff
I was to be without cp for a few hours unfortunately
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That's bad...it's a Human Right, isn't it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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But ability to be able to do it seems is debatable.
BUT OF COURSE CP IS LAW!!!
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Picture or it didn't happen
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Instructions to view the picture:
1) Click here[^]
2) Hold down ALT, and press "Print Screen"
3) Open Paint, GIMP, or your other preferred image processing application.
4) Paste the clipboard content as a new image (details vary depending on your chosen application).
5) Print the image to your printer (details vary depending on your chosen application, and printer).
6) Enjoy!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You sure #2 will work? What if OP is using iSomething or some kind of linux or a keyboard where one needs to press function key too to do a print screen.
I should be a lawyer.
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Yep. Of course, he may also need to find a permanent marker first...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Alternative for #2
-> Look at what is said and picture that is a picture that proves it was said indeed
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Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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