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That Valentines Day and Venereal Disease have the same initials.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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....Veterans Day?
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Is that when old soldiers catch the clap and love it?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Actually, it is coincidental.
The name Valentine comes from the Latin word valens, the present participle of the verb valere. As a name, it means "one who is strong and healthy."
Venerial comes from veneri, the dative form of Venus; with the suffix -al, the word would translate as "pertaining to the qualities of the goddess Venus."
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Buzz kill.
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That's why I'm so much fun at parties 
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it's also no coincidence that icicles also go drip drip
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Bought a box of mouse poison but had not used all the trays. Mouse got into the box and eat the poison. 
Guess I should have put more out.
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If you have mouse infestation the safest way to deal with it is by getting a cat
The bonuses are :
-loving companion just don't pet him on his tummy for long
-The environment doesn't suffer
-the mice will sense the danger after some time and go to your neighbors if they don't have a cat
-for some time you don't need to worry if your cat is fed, but is good if you provide her with additional food.
-in the cold winder nights your feet will be worm
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: loving companion just don't pet him on his tummy for long
... and the value of sleep is overestimated, anyways.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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Haha. The cat we had was rumbling the shutters if he couldn't wake us up with his meows. 
We learned to keep them out of his range then 
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Argonia wrote: -loving companion just don't pet him on his tummy for long
-The environment
doesn't suffer
-the mice will sense the danger after some time and go to
your neighbors if they don't have a cat
-for some time you don't need to
worry if your cat is fed, but is good if you provide her with additional
food.
-in the cold winder nights your feet will be worm
i couldn't resist.... i don't like cats 
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You would think a cat would solve the problem, wouldn't you?
A few years ago, my parents had a rat problem. They also had upwards of 2 dozen cats. The funny thing is that the cats would always act as if they are starving*, yet only a few of them would try to catch some rats.
* They didn't. The greedy bastards just liked stealing food from each other.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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There's a small and subtle difference between mice and rats. I've seen rats that would easily eat a large dog - no way that a cat (with working survival instinct) will hunt such a thing.
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True, but some of those cats would probably assist the rats in ganging up on your large dog
In all seriousness, some of them did attempt to catch turkeys and hadedas.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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BotCar wrote: They also had upwards of 2 dozen cats.
Bet their house smelt lovely.
modified 14-Feb-14 9:56am.
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Normally an adult cat easily can kill a rat. They don't need to be hungry to do so. Its good if they are fed even. The problem is the behave of the rat. If they don't behave like a pray the cat wont attack. Its the same with dogs. If the cat doesn't feel threaten she will attack only if the target is behaving as a pray.
Search for some videos in Youtube you will see many results.
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It's also possible the cats are simply a bunch of wusses. I had a complete wuss cat, he once ran away from a mouse trapped under a colander. Then I wound up with a few half feral cats, those animals knew how to tear up a mouse, and the walls, and the insulation, and the carpeting... given the choice I would have taken the rat problem.
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Yeah. Never send a can opener to do a tiger's job, as the cats usually say.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Argonia wrote: -for some time you don't need to worry if your cat is fed, but is good if you provide her with additional food.
Except that the vet bills for all the worm infections your cat'll get nomming on mice will end up costing more than the bag of kibble you didn't have to buy. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Worming tablets as a precaution: it costs me £1.70 per month to worm Dij, and £2.50 per month for flea treatments. You couldn't feed Victoria Beckham for that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't forget several days in the hospital on IV anti-biotics after the cat bites you in protest for trying to shove a pill down its throat.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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He's pretty good - grab cat, open jaws, insert pill, swallow, and gone.
We've had some that involved full biking gear, including the boots and helmet...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My mom's cats have mostly fallen into the too stupid to realize there's a pill hiding in the lump of cheese category and the full leathers would have been a good idea category. The multi day inpatient course of IV antibiotics wasn't a hypothetical; for a while they were threatening to go in surgically to clean the wound out better. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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