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A very famous panda once could survive for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Of course, he also loved his soupy noodles.
And it is said, he could never touch his toes.
[Bowing before this Panda]
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+5  - The only good thing Jack Black has ever done. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wish he comes back with another edition of awesomeness.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Eats shoots and leaves... Leslie knows the rest.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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crap pandas[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation.
Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins.
Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches.
Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites.
It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So Paddington was a Spectacled Bear ?, I though them native to Russia not Peru... also wasn't depressed Donkey's rather than pigs
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His family emigrated to South America (rather quickly) when the Revolution started.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Well that explains it 
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And has what is believed to be the best sense of smell of any animal on the planet.
Apparently, a bear’s sense of smell is so acute that they can detect animal carcases from a distance of 20 miles away. 
Oh, and they looooove toothpaste.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If you spent your life eating carcases that were 20 miles away, you want clean teeth!
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Yes, I agree of most of it. But if you look at panda's life term diet, it is kind of anti-bear.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: and depressed pigs
I believe you meant 'depressed Donkeys'? Piglet always seemed quite Perky!
Andy B
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Another interesting fact is that the first panda car was made by Stuts[^].
(The Chinese word for panda -- which is the correct word, because that's where they come from -- is "bearcat").
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I need to learn how to play this[^] by my birthday (31st March)
At the moment I can do some Stevie Wonder or some Jazz or standard tunes, this is quite a hike up in terms of speed, range and ability.
(I am about to take my Grade 2 Exam)
However, I have made a bet for £100 that I can do it.
(I better start saving, just in case!)
Any pianists out there who can offer tips?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Play all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or...cheat[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Being an accountant, it would be prudent to lose £100 than to spend anything more on learning it.
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He's an accountant: piano lessons come from the training budget, not the drunken-gambling budget.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Oh, you can be sure that he's put the money into an interest-accruing account, and is relying on inflation, so that he'll only have to pay 63 quid my March.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: my birthday (31st March)
 It's mine, mine,mine, ...
OK, we can share it, enjoy[^]
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