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So I was in the restroom, minding my own business, reading the paper when some asshat walks in, mutters, turns the light out and runs out. Fortunately, my phone has a pretty good light on it so no problem. When I find that guy...
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Why does nobody lock the restroom toilet dunny door?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: dunny Wouldn't that be dungy?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry thought you were trying to sleep!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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mark merrens wrote: restroom
I hope you're going to hand in your British Passport now.
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Aren't you a bit loony...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You got a promotion too?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Perhaps the guy got tired of waiting for you to come out of the water closet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I kid you not: I did that deed to a professor I worked for, when I happened to be in the neighborhood of that university, for roughly twenty years.
He shut a light off on me whilst I was taking an exam and walked down the hall chuckling.
So, when I observed him enter the bathroom, and in a stall, I paused to allow him to be seated comfortably. I started a tradition of
"Wipe In The Dark!"
There were numerous adventures as he tried to find a safe retreat in the eight-floor structure. I usually found him.
Perhaps you were an innocent victim - but others are not.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Rather than depriving an instructor of light, I once help to add illumination to a teacher's experience in a dark room. A high school photography instructor, to be specific. Knowing that he planned to use our school darkroom after school for his personal "collection" of images, I thoughtfully replaced the red safelight bulb with a standard-size magnesium flash bulb. I'm sure it was an enlightening experience for him.
Will Rogers never met me.
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