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You know the bells on buses you press when you want to alight?
Yesterday I was on a bus with some teenagers at the back. When all of a sudden one sings
"What does the bus say?" ding-ding-ding ding ding-ding-ding-ding ding-ding-ding ding ding-ding-ding ding ding-ding-ding-ding ding-ding-ding ding.
The Driver was pissed but I thought it was hilarious I have to sit away from the bell when I get on the bus now so I'm not tempted.
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P0mpey Returns wrote: The Driver was pissed
Then what was he doing driving? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They only get the choice between the drunk or stoned ones.
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Ah. That could prove awkward[^] - especialy if they get stuck under the brake pedal...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You used the word 'alight' in a sentence.
*giggle*
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Better that than dismount.
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I use dismount everytime I ride a horse.
"I'm going to ride dis mount all the way up dis road"
P.S. Your signature is profound. What great philosopher came up with that?
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Oi! Oi!
Just thought I'd come back to see how you are all doing (There isn't a Cricket Tournament starting tomorrow and the real reason isn't to talk Cricket in GIT rather than speak to you lot)
Anyway. What's changed? I'm now the Boss of a World-wide Team, 1 Nigerian (based here in the UK), 2 Malaysians and 2 Mexicans (based in Malaysia and Mexico respectively). I now work for Seagate[^]despite never even applying to.
What's new here (although I have been lurking when I've had the chance, which isn't often).
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The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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This Nigerian you work with...Is he a General?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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No, but his Missus makes good cakes. Honestly never tasted anything like them.
Looking forward to Luton v Pompey next season, and I apologise now for all the piss-taking I'm going to be doing when we win. 
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Matbe things will start to get a bit more interesting around here now
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Yeah had noticed it was boring without me 
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Now I am confused, I thought you were here all the time  Maybe I am too naive.
Anyway, welcome back.
I suppose the Nigerian guy is responsible for the Seagate spam & scam division.
The disclaimer of the article you have linked to is about as long as the article itself 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I thought you were here all the time
Now I'm confused too. Was somebody pretending to be me?
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There is at least one member of the judiciary that likes to think a little bit differently[^]. Now if only we could attach this to Internet Trolls as well.
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I don't want to live in a world where you cannot pick on disabled children.
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Leslie, etc etc
Rather creepy how you independently made the same suggestion too. Can you read minds over IP?
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Rather creepy how you independently made the same suggestion too. Can you read minds over IP?
? I've gone back 5 pages and I can't find it.
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look for I am toad[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ahhh. Nope, I wouldn't have got that one from the title of the thread.
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That doesn't matter, I wouldn't even have mentioned it if not for the part about trolls
So do you think you could persuade Chris to add a few icons? 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Now if only we could attach this to Internet Trolls as well.
Would love to, but they have no shame. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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What are the main differences between a PC Monitor and a TV screen (ignoring any tuners)?
I need a new monitor but it seems you can get a decent TV for sub £200 these days. Most of them also seem to accept at least a VGA connector.
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