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Gonna start buying parts "real soon now" (TM).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Teacher! Teacher! Look at me Teacher!
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
/ravi
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tish boom...
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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but she has a cute appendicitis...
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That's a nice appendix to the joke.
/ravi
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I wonder if the kids are his then? Used to be able to use paper bags but they only have plastic now and they don't work real well.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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They work just fine. Oh! I see what your after.
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On a similar note...
A guy goes to the doctor, which gives him some really bad news. The guy says he wants a second opinion. The Dr. answers: Ok, you're ugly as well!
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This is hilarious, have my 5.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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/ravi
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Shoo! We'll mail you your coat and hat...
Will Rogers never met me.
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The wasabi bacon ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Not someone's fingers, I hope?
/ravi
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A walk by Bacon pinching eh? (I added the eh so you'd feel more at home Ravi)
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Actually it's a lot naughtier than a walk by bacon pinching.
And thank you for the "eh".
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Actually it's a lot naughtier than a walk by bacon pinching
Then it would be a walk by Bacon snatching?
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: And thank you for the "eh".
No problem!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Green bacon?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Me sat behind a bush eating a bacon sammich
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That sounds really good.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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