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Mark_Wallace wrote: A great victory for freedom of speech screech !
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Vive le Coq Français!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Quote: Two retired farmers ... complained that Maurice was making an abnormal racket when he crowed at 6.30am
You would think they of all people would have been understanding.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote:Quote: Two retired farmers ... complained that Maurice was making an abnormal racket when he crowed at 6.30am
You would think they of all people would have been understanding of how to solve it ... "dear, where's my axe?"
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Time for coq au vin 
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... the police are looking for iWitnesses! 
Ba-tish! Almost weekend! Yeay! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Only a genius could find one.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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iSee what you did there.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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iLaughed 
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I was right there when it happened. iPhoned it in!
This space for rent.
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the iWas - an apple device that stokes your nostalgia.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I'd give my iTeeth to see them go to prison.
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Quite a long time ago i wrote a nefarious program that let you browse TV shows and it would search the web for you for videos of that TV show automatically, which it would then download or torrent. A kind of black market netflix, and then organize and catalog all of that media on your system automatically. 
I didn't do it to break any laws, and I'm not releasing it. I did it because it's *hard to do*. Sometimes I do that. It had to use all kinds of hacks and heuristics and break TOS's on at least two major websites that I'm aware of.
So in jail it goes. Bad program! Bad, bad program!
Anyway, I wanted the HTML from it, but it was all served using a tiny C# webserver running dynamic content with T4 templates.
So the pages are essentially ASP. Not even asp.net. And I'm just basically porting them over to a WebForms project to serve as a demo for this TMDB api i wrote. Just flat ASP. I'm a jerk. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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You're a jerk for single line if-statements, for not caring about spacing and for hacking some cache.
This might just be the least jerky thing you did
It's been a while, but... Where's my pitchfork?
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hahaha
i stole it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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If (your_pitchfork == missing) honey_the_codewitch_stole_it;
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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honey the codewitch wrote: the pages are essentially ASP ... porting them over to a WebForms project
So you've got something written in ancient Sumerian, and you're going to bring it up-to-date by translating it into Latin?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That sounds about right.
I speak Ancient Geek
Adding, the only reason i'm porting it is to get it to run on code other than my little C# based webserver. heh
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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something some code i'm working on made me realize that blew my hair back a little:
HTTP keep-alive connections are sometimes served on the same server thread request to request because of the way sockets work
that means on the server, if you keep something around thread-static, you can (unreliably) keep state on that connection!
this is very useful for caching - where the state doesn't have to be there but it's useful for speeding things along if it's around. Lock free cache woo.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Mark the day on the calendar. Today a sinister hack was born.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's not so sinister if it's used only as an optimization. Just be very careful with it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Just be very careful with it.
...said the mother to the young son wielding scissors for the first time.
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lopatir wrote: ...said the mother to the young son wielding scissors for the first time.
Or fork[^] (don't follow link if you're sensitive, but yes, he's ok)
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Quote: Or fork[^]
There was apparently a case in England where a length of rebar went through a construction worker's head but went precisely between the two halves of his brain and did no lasting damage.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah, I remember that one.
But "don't run with rebars" doesn't have the same oomph to it.
And that picture is a bit to far off from being kid sister safe, even if the guy was ok afterwards.
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