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OUTOFBOUNDS! ... seyz the dev dude to the rogue tester
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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That's exactly what I was thinking!! 
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Bug Report REJECTED....
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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... coming back to your desk after a run at lunchtime and taking your shoes off.
Ahhh...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thought for sure you were going to say his[^]
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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... owning a gas mask when coming back to your desk after lunchtime and seeing the guy at the next desk taking his shoes off.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Call the front desk to have them wet the floor outside well.
Next, que boss for fire-drill.
Get shoes, get out the back of the building, set them to fire 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Not to worry; this is post-shower, so no smelly feet! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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You have showers at work?
I've not seen that - and I've seen enough "ride to work" fanatics turn up and stink for the day...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: You have showers at work?
Yes - and it's rather amazing for the size of our facility (originally 600 people, now about 250). We have a fitness room with treadmills, elliptical machines, a stationary bike, a rowing machine, a four-station strength training machine, plus dumbbells and weight benches. We have locker rooms and showers to match.OriginalGriff wrote: "ride to work" fanatics turn up and stink for the day
My ride is about 12 miles and 45-50 minutes. There's no way I could do that if there wasn't a shower at work. Even when I've ridden in 4°C temperatures, I'm dripping by the time I arrive.
If the Olympics ever add a perspiration event, I'm there (master class, of course).
Software Zen: delete this;
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I only consider running if chased by a predator...so happiness would be the last of my possible emotions
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Coming home after deadly work and.... eating PIZZA XD
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If 100 tortoises are run over, is it a turtle disaster?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Maybe not a disaster, but it looks like you're in a soup.
/ravi
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That's pretty cold-blooded, but it's good to see you come out of your shell.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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1 tortoise is a tragedy, 100 tortoises is a statistic.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Foothill wrote: 1 tortoise is a tragedy, 100 tortoises is a statistic spree.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not sure, but I like the hare's chances in the race that day 
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It's turtles all the way down!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A John Green reference, nice!
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I'd give a shelling to see that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Sung to the tune of "One Hundred Bottles of Beer"
One Hundred Turtles on the road ahead,
One Hundred Turtles ahead.
If they don't haul ass and get out of the way,
Crunchy road pizza on the road, instead!
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Yes, and you will have a shell of a time cleaning it up.
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tort[^]
well, it's not a snake
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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It is no bacon either.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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