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Just thought of sharing that one, had a good laugh! 
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Atkinson is very good. 
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119. Sleep with no-name jury? (4)
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Hung?
I know it's late but could you give the answer if I'm wrong?
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Actually, no.
This one was a little obscure - too much 'indirection' - by jury I meant 12, then by 12 dozen, removing the 'n' (no-name) gives DOZE - to sleep.
( btw I post the answers on my profile page as well)
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I'd just wiped off a bunch of stuff from my office whiteboard and realised I actually needed to keep it. I stared for about 10 seconds trying to work out how to undo what I'd just done.
I think I need a coffee.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Restore it from your most recent backup: you might have a selfie with it on...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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To quote Erasure:
Quote: Ooh sometimes
The truth is harder than the pain inside
Ooh sometimes
It's the broken heart that decides
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Found it![^]
...and you're wrong!
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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You need the NSA's hacking tool kit.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I get that a lot when I'm cooking.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's the best thing about whiteboards. They're remarkable.
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How do you apply the coffee to the whiteboard? And did it work?
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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Microsoft's 40- and 80-inch Surface devices (glorified whiteboards) do feature an undo button. The cheapest one, as I recall, might be over USD$7000.
Is it worth it to you?
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Reminds me of an experience from last millenium. Moving hardware development to a new office, we couldn't take the huge departmental whiteboard with us. Out with a camera, backed it up to Ektachrome. A few days later, in the new office, projected that on the wall and transcribed the important stuff. There were lots of words, block diagrams, circuit snippets. And a heap of what we'd now call links.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Call that meeting again 
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Your whiteboard doesn't have it?!
OMG!  It must be an old whiteboard version! 
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Yell at Sharkey or write some snark.
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We actually do take photos on our phones of the whiteboard before we wipe it clean for precisely this reason 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Reminds me of when I was taking an macro economics class a while back. The textbook was actually printed on paper but there were places where it had URLs or other underlined text and I sometimes found myself tapping on the text with my finger.
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Anti-reflect CCTV camera pointed at the white board that uploads encrypted low-res video to AWS S3. 
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My wife would have carefully opened the base of the tub, removed all the ice cream and then carefully glued the base in place so no evidence showed. She would probably also have refilled the tub with crushed ice cubes to simulate the weight.
Did I mention we both previously worked for a certain department of military intelligence?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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