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Scrotum!
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I see you finally have your wish! 
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Nope.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope!
Come on - you've got two minutes left!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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C++ magic is way more powerful than C# magic but it takes longer to cast and you can blow your own face off with it pretty easily.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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C(++) is a glorified assembler.
C# is a high level plug-in for a object based messaging subsystem.
Magic is just an illusion.
Bacon, however, is tasty
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Tim Deveaux wrote: Magic is just an illusion.
Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
Tim Deveaux wrote: Bacon, however, is tasty
Griff's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced bacon sandwich is indistinguishable from perfection".
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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everything is an illusion. that's the big joke.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Not if you take the red pill 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I don't do pills but i was feeling saucy at the time so i took both of them. Now I'm stuck somewhere between the matrix and the real and i can hear laurence fishburne laughing at me.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: that's the big joke
The joke would be funny if it wasn't an illusion
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To quote Uncle Ben, "With great power comes great responsibility".
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I thought Uncle Ben just said "buy my rice"?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would've laughed hard at it had I not googled the reference.
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When trying to summon demons using C++ be careful that you can actually control the demon.
I once tried it an promptly summoned Abaddon, his name meaning Doom, the Angel of Death, also known as Apollyon, the Destroyer, King of the Bottomless Pit, the Antichrist, by some believed to be the Devil himself.
To make a long story short, I tried the same using C# and summoned a locust.
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I know who abbadon is, but he's mostly just angry. I prefer to summon the fun demons.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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She may be getting on in years, but Lilith can party like nobody's business.
Abyzou gets a bad rap too, but she mostly just culls the stupid.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: Abyzou gets a bad rap too, but she mostly just culls the stupid.
Well, she's really falling down on the job, lately! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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lack of worshippers leads to apathy.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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When I summon C++, I get instant heartburn and upset stomach.
When I summon C#, I don't.
It really is that simple - for me, anyhow.
If you like the overly spicy food, and fire out the arse, stick with C++.
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Spicy Szechuan - the only way to eat! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hi everyone,
I should start by saying I am not a coder and know nothing about it. I currently work construction. I like my job, and I make a decent living, but construction can be "feast or famine," and layoffs are not uncommon.
Gig work would be an ideal way for me to supplement or replace my income during the slow times. A career in computer science could also be a good transition for me when my body will no longer tolerate the rigors of construction work.
For now though, as I stated above, I am mainly interested in setting myself up to be able to do gig work. Has anyone on here done any gig work? If so, I would love to hear your opinion on it.
I am considering going to school online to earn a degree in some type of computer science. Any opinions about which disciplines are best for the type of work I'm looking to do? Any recommendations for schools? Any I should stay away from? I was searching online, and am thinking [DELETED] may be a good option. Any opinions on that?
Thank you for reading this. I know I have a lot of questions, and I hope I posted this in the appropriate place. Any advice or opinions would be much appreciated!
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