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My yoga instructors name is Matthew.
But we just call him Yoga Matt! 
Sorry, it's friday. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That was a bit of a stretch: yoga-ta try harder!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wait till you see me in my yoga pants. THEN you can talk about a stretch! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The worst part is that for some reason you thought this deserved to be written in a bigger font 
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Also shows how well-planned this site is; you can change the size, not the type. As such, you never see a post in Comic Sans 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Yeah, I guess you're right, won't happen. Never ever. Certainly not in those annoying colors! 
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Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Wow, who knew, from now on, please post the CCC like this to make it that bit more difficult.
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That's because all the old geezers tend to relax here in the Lounge. Wouldn't want to strain their eyes!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Well, yoga's all about stretching, so fonts are no exception...
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Woman smashed a sled around the edge of stadium (6)
TGIF , so easy one. I expect max 5 mins
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I was literally just about to give up then something clicked right at the last second...
damsel = woman
da sel = smashed (anagram of) "a sled"
around
m = edge (last letter) of "stadium"
modified 19-Oct-18 7:04am.
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Yeah you are correct Sir.
Back to you on Monday.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Quote: CCC 19 June 18
HAPPY
(birthday to me...)
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... ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) sake.
Herself is watching a vet show on TV, where the main man is visiting an Alpaca farm, to help with a pregnant Alpaca.
And the process of an Alpaca giving birth is called ... wait for it ... "unpacking"[^]
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. That's worse than TotD! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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modified 19-Oct-18 4:37am.
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How is the compression rate before the little stinker is unpacked? Does mother nature use simple run-length encoding[^] or a more elaborate algorithm?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 19-Oct-18 7:59am.
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Dude that's a pretty lama joke.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Interesting that when talking about humans, the process of getting pregnant in the first place starts with "unzip"...
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LOL!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No worse than when the wife says It might be a little cool at the park, I'll pack an Alpaca sweater... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Is an alpaca with alopecia an unpaca.
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Is () a Smooth Operator?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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are you some sort of Sade-ist?
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I just thought I was oldist, but there seem to be other candidates.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I keep seeing "Docker" all over the CP.. What is Docker and why should I care?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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