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... any of those soft drinks is that you save money for beer.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The advantage of not drinking? Dry Drool?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh Jeeze!
He quit because he wants to have a hand in running the country!
Lord 'elp us all, Guvnor!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not drinking is like missing a core part of your life. I enjoy drinking as much as writing codes ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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American dynasty takes vow on Japanese code. (7)
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Oh, very good! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Such is the way of the warrior 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You don't beat about the bush, do you?
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I do think you are beating around it!
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Guys, don't go down this slippery slope.
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I suspect he has researched the wrong definition for "bush" 
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I thought a pun war had started, but I'm guilty as charged.
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Yes - it's actually a v good clue someone should answer it properly - I would but I've been on once this week
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I have as well - but I already answered it to put him out of his misery.
Good clue!
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I do 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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OK, no-one else want's to play...
American dynasty BUSH
takes vow I DO on Japanese code.
BUSHIDO (the Way of the Warrior)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, several people got it hours ago as it was way too easy (though I'm not sure that it's either acceptable or advisable to call a Samurai a slippery slope) and someone has finally owned up to an answer.
Griff is the official winner/volunteer to do tomorrow's clue.
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How about travelling to work like this?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A wonderful game - evade the smartphone zombies! Now in 3D!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Forget it. They would be flying as well, blind and deaf.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now think how many people who ask stupid questions in QA will want one - and you may never want to leave your house again...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"How To Land with a Racketpuck. Urgentz!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Fuel Gauge null reference exception. SND FUEL URGNTZZZ!!!!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok, let me mail you some.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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